My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
Fat
Because I'd look like this:
Personal dignity?
Can buy mine for three bucks.
I don’t want to disappoint gay guys.
Gents, this is not for you; it’s for her. 🙂
if i dressed like that, she would probably injure herself laughing.
not being a hunk, for starters... but also it looks uncomfortable
Because I'm fat and ugly. I don't want to see it and trust me you don't want to see it either.
You might be surprised.
Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.
It's all about attitude.
I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.
Beer belly
And my sagging balls.
Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you're good to go.
Can you imagine?!! Especially with a midriff shirt!
Being the first or second victim is a pretty good disincentive
I don't have a younger sister I have to share clothes with.
I remember something about them being hunted to extinction
I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.
If you're gonna rock it, rock it all the way.
I don't have those, so that. That stops me from doing that.
Understanding dryer settings.
We grew up watching those dudes get butchered in increasingly-grotesque ways by a diverse conglomeration of psychotic murderers and animals, both natural and supernatural.
I'm good with my plain black t-shirt that's long enough to serve as a dress because I'm fat and need uberlength shirts to make it over the curvature of my Moo Deng pregnancy and still have enough fabric left over to not leave me looking like I'm wearing a cummerbund made from pale hairy human skin.
Fat guy dress > being split vertically, starting at the willy, by an industrial saw because I unknowingly spent a summer afternoon in a swimming hole that once hosted a cruel gang of teenagers who pretended to befriend a lonely man with a deformity and subsequently caused him to drown in it by shoving him off the rocks into the water even though they knew he couldn't swim.
Wow, there’s a lot to unpack there. Cheers mate.
The shape of my body.
Aside from my slab o'flab making people wish my top had not been cropped, those daddy dukes look like junk-crunchers.
Girl, step into any sports themed gay bar. We are still dressing like this.
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
Because those hunks never survived the movie.
We live in a society.
Self-respect mostly (at least what's left of it).
Misses says my T-shirt tan ruins the look, not the dad bod ❤️
Need pics. Dm pls.
No way, this is like wearing the red shirt in Star Trek.
I don't want to be killed off like them?
High fructose corn syrup
Lotta people here have some body dismorphia
It does seem like short shorts are coming back.
I could dress like that... for money.
I’ll give you Tree Fitty
It's too cold where I live
I work IT in a construction yard and dont like the oil and slurry shit getting on my thighs when I have to fix the internet in the wash bay. Weekends are fair game but I'm a twink not a hunk so the pull off is different.
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
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