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its funny for me because I am only peripherally aware.
Likewise, I'm enjoying it quite a bit
Please don't feed trolls. Also, don't feed your mods after midnight...
True. We become intellectuals with the voice of Tony Randall.
Indubitably
Literally 1984
harrumph!
Typical...
I never thought I would see a Frisky Dingo reference in the wild.
Long live Killface.
I am a huge Adam Reed fan... Sealab 2021, Frisky Dingo, Archer... his stuff never fails to make me laugh.
Well in that case I will quote one of my favorite Captain Murphy lines:
I dub thee Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, beater of ass.
π€
It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it.
People make serious discussions on shitpost community.
This is why we canβt have nice things.
Does this include keeping vegans as pets? Asking for a friend
What you do with pets and food in the privacy of your own home is your business, my friend. None of us will judge you.
And some would ask for a report on the events π
Ok, let me just quickly seduce my pet venomous snake
Just curious, what kind of diet are you feeding this venomous snake?
Cock
why did they even ask
π ~~time to go vegan~~
But are vegetarian pets still fine? Just a bit of milk or honey every once in a while?
I hear iguanas make nice pets.
So shit posting about vegans appears to still be acceptable. How about both vegans and omnivores just stop shit posting and each other. Something something whole world blind.
Are obligate carnivores still ok to target?
Wait... you mean eating your pets is considered vegan now? Wow, just WOW!!! [here kitty kitty]
Only if it's a pet rock. Rocks and minerals are vegan-friendly.
What if the rock contains a fossil?
You have to chisel it out. Then you can sell it at Earthbound Trading Co.
I don't even know what happened and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
π + π₯¦ = π£
A dog was fed broccoli and laid out bomb gaseous farts that cooked the owner out of house and home?
Apparently my bean vegan pet post was too soon
Deleted by mods, I deserved that.
What was it? I have the ultimate Shitpost response to this queued up, but not sure if itβs within the rules or crosses the line.
You'll have to wait until the embargo is lifted. I thought my post would be ok because it was meta but I guess the mods aren't taking any chances. I don't want to give the mods more work
I don't want to give the mods more work
Totally agree. Which is why I was trying to calibrate mine vs yours to see if it might not cross the line.
Can I shitpost on the "Temporary rule: No shitposts on vegan pets and feeding them." post?
It was bound to happen eventually. I've also been exhausted with the vegan drama bullshit. It's completely unproductive, and, at this point, rage bait.
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Aww, man. I only had two of my comments removed for my lack of civility.
Personally, I was having a lot of fun fighting with the vegans.
Can somebody get me a sad trombone?
Best I can do is a happy guillotine:
I feel like I missed these completely. Does this mean no posting about rabbits etc?
Vegan rabbits, no. Carnivorous rabbits are fair game.
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