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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Eww after four days that rice is very much ruined. Freeze your rice and you can put the most vile words you want on the jar. Or not, because this is stupid and you're wasting rice.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Godort@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

Those treated with kindness are better for eating.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they just love segregation and hate culture?

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 0 points 3 weeks ago

The wisdom, in a single grain of rice, my friend.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents' delusions so they don't have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they're chemtrailing us with fluoride.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately I believed the whole states rights thing until at least early highschool but I'm actually not sure exactly where that ended. My childhood memories are full of holes and every time I manage to remember something I wish I hadn't so I mostly just leave them alone now.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

I wanted to dismantle the state for a socialist ideal in at least middle school. I didn't like punk until freshmen year of high school though, so we all go through changes even if my politics have mostly stayed the same.

[-] indepndnt@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

I have a similar story. I'm glad you grew up, and I hope adulthood is treating you well!

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah I like the guy who was like "well I was a socialist in the fifth grade!" yeah I wasn't raised by actual neo-nazis but I was raised in their territory by people who only disagreed with the actual overtly violent parts so good for you do you want a fucking sticker?

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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Haha you reminded me of a video of some poor young teen having to film his mother making chemtrails disappear by spraying a bottle of vinegar at them.

He was so unenthused.

Edit: I can't find it. My guess it was obv taken down .

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago

Dude, kids believe in magic.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 weeks ago

i genuinely question this idea, i certainly never believed in magic.

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago

That's awesome. I have a formative memory as like a 10 year old putting on a magic play for 5 year olds, and our teacher told us that little kids believe in magic and it turned out to be true because they believed what we were doing

[-] Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago

I mean technically the federal reserve is a ponzi scheme they charge interest on money printed requiring more money to be paid back than they printed. Ergo there isn't enough print money in existence to pay them back.

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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Rice confirmed sentient and sapient. Vegans everywhere are in tears. International governments are drafting a Bill of Rice to ensure the rights of these beings. Churches are redirecting rice purchased for weddings to be given directly to their missionaries. Little do we know, the grains will soon band together and revolt, and the Rice War will be upon us.

[-] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Oh man we'd be so fucked if all plants were sentient. We'd still eat, but we'd be doomed to commit plant war crimes to live

[-] RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

They could be sentient without us knowing. But they live on a different time scale. Everything we do to them would happen very quickly in their perception. So don't worry and bon appetit.

[-] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

When the ~~yogurt~~ rice took over

[-] Greg@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago

Huh, it really makes you think... some people have no idea how to run an experiment or about statistical significance.

[-] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, they actively avoid it. My mom was also like this, and when we did experiments as a kid and something didn't work "we were just doing it wrong".

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 0 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like my mom too.

She practiced reiki at one point and wanted to convince me it works by trying it on me. When I said I didn't feel anything at all her reply was "oh well that's probably just because you don't believe in it."

...I love you mom, but yes that is it and not in the way you think it is lol

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[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 0 points 3 weeks ago

n=2, highly significant results!

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

1>0 is clearly unrefutable

[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

The hate jar has visible condensation. The moisture probably is driving the mold growth.

[-] mikezeman@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago
[-] tautalas@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago
[-] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is a wilted reply

[-] mikezeman@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

I woke up with mold growing in my hair because of this comment

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

We've finally figured out how to develop an active sourdough starter in record time. You curse at it.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

So that’s why the dough is so sour.

[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 0 points 3 weeks ago

It’s really funny how the “bad” rice is photoshopped

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 3 weeks ago

"Words truly matter" but I can't understand for the life of me what these ones mean. Can someone help me out.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Words have powers bordering on magic, I guess is the idea.
And for many people that's true, for as long as they are willing to believe that.

So I guess what I'm saying is that placebos have powers bordering on magic.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 3 weeks ago

If this is an explanation it doesn't make it clearer

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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 weeks ago

It's basically explained in the next sentence. The words we use to each other matter

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 3 weeks ago

So what the fuck is up with the rice??

[-] mikezeman@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

They wrote mean words on one jar of rice, nice words on the other, and the one with mean words grew mold, illustrating that you should choose your words carefully. That was their intention at least.

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One, day... some adult is going to think "that fucking cunt ass bitch lied to me about the rice".

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago

So hate helped sprouting mold, therefore new life?

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

If rice has feelings, consider the unimaginable horror you're inflicting when you eat a bowl of it for lunch.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 weeks ago

i would fucking hope it's dead by then, just like how i don't worry about the feelings of a cooked porkchop

the horrifying part is when the rice is harvested and processed, dear lord

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 0 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine the screams, just like grass.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 3 weeks ago

Stupid people think they are profound thinkers.

[-] python@programming.dev 0 points 3 weeks ago

Is this like, some weird parent "lesson" thing you're actually supposed to fake? Like maybe you're supposed to put some vinegar in the good jar to prevent mold growth, and the goal is to make your dumbass children behave?

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[-] Shou@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

More of that masaru emoto crap.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

All I can see is that this might be evidence that jars with green lids ate bad for storing food. Further studies are needed.

[-] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of Ghostbusters 2

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

I think this is a wink towards the idea that your plants grow better when you talk lovey-dovey to them

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