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Toot toot
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You unlock legendary at 4 toots.
Only 0.04% of employees have this
Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?
gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion
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That's an HR complaint
He has Tourette's.
You are now on HR's "list" to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.
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Wasn't someone saying "toot toot" and farting a part of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol
Memory unlocked
What is up with that title
Don't worry about it. Just don't message soap members. Ok?
Holy URLs Batman!
When you're so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.
Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao
That show holds up so well I swear to god
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The story doesn't make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
I'm gonna start a rumor that there's a different boss in a different division that does four.
Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^"toot" in your ear.
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Record that shit, and watch the internet roast him
It's impacting my morale and performance
I can't think of a funnier sentence if I tried
toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT
and that's how the universe got created kids
And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.
This is a shitpost? This boss is my spirit animal.
More of a shart post at best
Thanks to the third toot.
Three toots is enemy action.
I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.
For real man, kids make you... forget how to behave in public. I have to relearn that I cannot fart out loud in public after three years at home. I'm not even sure I can poop without someone next to me anymore. Not sure how I'm gonna find a job.
I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???
It almost makes me want to take laxatives, go "TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT", then shit on the floor to assert dominance.
Just almost??
move out of the UK
move boss out of the UK
This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???
Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There's no way there was a third toot, it's just impossible. I don't buy it.
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I learned to dab while sneezing back when the meme wasn't dead yet. I got so used to it, that I do that to this day. At least my palms are clean
Haha, I thought I was the only one!
I started doing it to annoy my wife, but now I still do it, and it's taking considerable concentration to not dab when I sneeze.
I learned to sneeze like that long before dabbing was a thing and it wasn't until someone commented that I just dabbed on them that it connected those dots.
Regardless, I still sneeze in my elbow.
I'd honestly ask them if they'd seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.
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