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[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

This is what comes from not having anyone in your life who can tell you you're an idiot.

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago
[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago
[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago
[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Couldn't find a gif of Corey Feldman?

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 weeks ago

Offbrand jack sperrow looking ahh

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

"Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?"

[-] corey0k@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Adios turd nugget!

[-] don@lemm.ee 0 points 4 weeks ago

You could give that idiot on the left a ZF-1 and he wouldn’t even ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

At least zorg knew he was an asshole

[-] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 0 points 4 weeks ago

Although he failed at economics with the broken window fallacy

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Musk definitely knows too.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 weeks ago

I don't agree. I think he believes he's a persecuted genius that is smarter than the rest of us.

Most arrogant and stupid people think this way. It's a dangerous mixture.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 0 points 4 weeks ago

Wannabe Zorg. He better avoid luxury space liners.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

You can restyle it however you want Elon, but we all still know those are hair plugs

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

In this case, it could also be a very expensive hairpiece.

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

As much as I hate the fuck, I feel like harping on this point just makes men who get hair transplants feel embarrassed, and there shouldn't be a stigma around cosmetic surgery.

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 weeks ago

It's gender affirming care

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Not really, it's typical for men to bald like him, women don't typically bald like that, if anything it's transitioning away from his natural body to a more female like

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure every man who has ever gotten plugs has looked in the mirror and said, "NOW I'm pretty!"

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[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 weeks ago

While I agreed with this on some level. Men shave their heads and move on with life. Not spend money to pretend to be something they're not.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 weeks ago

And some men get hair transplants and move on with life, shouldn't affect you at all

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Agreed.

But he's a sack of shit, so I don't think too many people will think that hard.

[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

And those plugs worked pretty good. He looks to have a thick head of hair. Do they take them from his ass?

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Agreed, but the reason this is done to him from my understanding is that he does this sort of ad hominem attack on others and is a bully, generally, so why shouldn't people point out his superficial flaws as well? Especially when he continually tries to rewrite history that none of this happened because his ego is so fragile?

If he was a standup billionaire (heh, oxymoron there), people wouldn't feel like attacking things like this were acceptable.

But because he's a gigantic douchenozzle who regularly bullies people for things exactly like this, including his own family, it's game on.

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

I mean fuck, if I had a billion dollars I'd get hair plugs too.

[-] proper@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

all those hair plugs just for that

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 weeks ago

Zorg made it look way better

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 0 points 4 weeks ago

And at least had the charisma too. The other guy is just an edgy asshole.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Zorg also made things that actually work.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Zorg's flame thrower was a lot better than Musk's.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

If only cyber trucks had a little red button

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Are these pictures from a Karen convention going on somewhere?

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 0 points 4 weeks ago

Alternatively:

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 weeks ago

Well, the guy has some style. Sad that his personality has been corrupted so much.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 0 points 4 weeks ago

You mean he's got some type of style. What that style is though...

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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Never have I been so disappointed to see Till brought up in a conversation about Musk.

Till is infinitely more valuable to the human race than Musk could ever hope to be. 🤘

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[-] Pofski@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Someone get him some cherries.

[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 0 points 4 weeks ago

So it begins.... Posts a picture that's like 4 years old

[-] malean@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

Ok can we please have a obbligatory Musk flair or a tag that warns about Elon posts so I can use a filter?

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

I feel like this is more accurate:

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 0 points 3 weeks ago

Hey now, Roger had some depth and grew as a character!

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[-] blady_blah@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

"fire one million" - Musk

It totally works.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

I just watch like half of Star Trek Discovery (which is not that old lol). There's already been two or three references to him that did not age well.

In the writer's defense. He did seem much more normal at one time I feel.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 0 points 3 weeks ago

Midlife crisis + Very public divorce + obvious stimulant use = a batshit crazy person.

Like, he was already knocking on the nutjob door, but I feel those things tipped the scales.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago

I woulda gone with Lex Luthor

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 0 points 3 weeks ago

When you become ultra rich, you should have someone who can be open and honest about your look, someone that can go " No, you'll look like a fucking weirdo.

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