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Is this about my husband? ๐
Possibly. Is your husband an ass man?
If your husband has a cheesy crust, wash under his foreskin
you might find a bean or two in there. add them to the jar
And wash the tablet down with water. You donโt need chewy ones.
Fuck that.
- You're a grown ass adult, eat whatever you want
If you don't like the taste of crust and have enough money that you don't need to make use of every piece of food, then don't eat the crust.
If you don't like the taste of crust but think it has some benefit to you or others, then eat the crust.
If you don't have a lot of money and want to eat the crust to feel full so you can spend more money on other stuff, then do that.
YOU'RE AN ADULT, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, DON'T LET SOCIETY PRESSURE YOU TO DO OTHERWISE
This person doesn't eat the crust
I fully agree with them and i eat the crust
I fully agree with them and I don't eat pizza.
Top-notch detective work
I really appreciate the menu of options available
Counterpoint: Society should be pressuring people not to increase food waste just because they can afford throw stuff away for no reason.
People throwing away crust isn't even a grain of sand in the ocean of food waste. But as stated in my original comment, you can decide to eat the crust for that reason if that reason feels important to you. And even though you would be wrong for pressuring other people to eat crusts, the other person should do whatever the duck they want despite your pressuring
This opinion is a similar vein as "there's no point recycling plastic because most plastic waste is caused by industry". We are all grains of sand on this earth. And in turn we are all full of microplastics.
Actually there's no point in recycling plastic because the plastic you put in the recycling bin ends up in a landfill anyway, so yes we should be going after the industries instead of blaming individuals
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Plastics recycling doesn't happen much because it is an expensive process, and new plastic is too cheap. Even if you put it in the blue recycling bin, it's fairly unlikely that it actually gets recycled and used again.
Metals actively get recycled well. Paper and glass recycle okay, but in practice also face problems.
Some coverage:
https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/green-science/glass-recycling.htm
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Proper bread is a very very basic acquired taste. It's something you should've acquired in your teens latest. If you don't like crust, it's because you mother was helicopter parenting and cutting off crust from your sandwiches.
I swear that the best burger in town, the best sandwich in town, the best pizza in town and the best breakfast bread are all because of the crust.
Not even attempting to eat it is a lack of experience. Or a lack of good bakeries or burger, pizzaand sandwich stores.
I'm telling you that you're missing out here. It's not a fucking choice. You don't know what you're missing until you've had a proper crust. Cutting it off is like, yeah sure there are bad crust and all, but you're only eating the less important part of the meal to begin with. How can you even judge the food without the crust?
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Replying to my own comment with this relevant comic
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A real adult knows not to eat empty carbs.
Yeah. There's nothing wrong with the crust, but if you're going to blow your carb budget on a pizza at least keep the pleasure:carb ratio as high as possible.
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Empty carbs in moderation are fine, it's not like they're poisonous or anything.
It sure is!
I'm just disagreeing with the idea that eating every part of prepared food is some kind of obligation.
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If you're already eating pizza then you're not really worried about carb intake.
What is portion control anyway?
Pizza is cut by the slice. That's the portion
Unless there is an option to cut a slice into a smaller slice, eating less than one serving size by discarding a portion of the food is still portion control.
Of course there is.
But the slice goes from tip to crust. No one else is going to eat your tip or crust, thus if someone discards it, it becomes waste.
Just like the food that was thrown out due to not being served.
Pizza crust is the cheapest waste. Like a few pennies per slice at most. Calling it wasteful is the most ridiculous stance to take.
This is a thread about pizza and portion size, not comparing pizza to other foods.
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Eat less pizza then instead of wasting food.
Not eating the crust is eating less pizza!
Do you stop eating when you are full, or do you polish off everything on your plate every time? Do you throw out food that has spoiled and feel bad because you didn't eat it soon enough?
Based on your logic someone shouldn't ever eat pizza if they don't enjoy the entirety of every slice. Do you judge people who pick off toppings they don't like from a compromise pizza? What if they don't eat every side that comes with a meal in a restaurant?
What if they don't drink their entire glass of water? WHY ARE THEY WASTING WATER?
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My method is to eat the crust first save for a tiny handle, making it an appetizer. It tastes best when I'm hungriest, before proceeding with the cheesy, greasy main course.
If you don't feel like eating the crust, you're having a shitty pizza.
But I like the cheese and topping part a lot more so way eat extra calories?
Alternatively...
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I love the crust. But sometimes I don't need the extra carbs.
Agree.
Protip: leave some cheese near the crust and eat the crust lengthwise. Tada! You got cheesy bread.
How to eat crust
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Method 1: Finish main portion of slice, then raw dog crust
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Method 2: Finish main portion of slice, then dip in preferred sauce or orifice.
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Method 3: Puree entire slice and insert into mouth hole via straw or funnel.
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Method 4: Roll pizza slice around crust, creating a Swiss Pizza Roll. slice into wheels 1/4-1/2" thick width. Use 4 Pizza Wheels, several toothpicks, and one additional slice of pizza to create a PizzaMobile. Race your friends or pet or imaginary friend to see who can make the fastest PizzaMobile!
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Method 5: Throw crust in the trash can and stare at it for 5-10 minutes. Glare loathingly at it; make it understand exactly how disgusted you are by its lack of sauce, cheese, and toppings. What a piece of shit.......................
I always thought, the crust is why they give a dipping sauce with pizza. At least that's the reason I make garlic sauce when I make pizza.
Pro tip: Put honey on the crust so you get dessert too.
"We're now live at Mr Plohmann's who's voluntarily eaten nothing but pizza crust for four years."
"I never said 'voluntarily'!"
"You still eating that?"
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