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Dutch toilets
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Yeah but where's your poop knife?
ah, je mean de poop clogs?
It sure does.
The mashitty?
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Story time: I once briefly lived in a place that had an old toilet bowl like this. You can still find them in older houses. One day I took a massive shit and then found out that the flush wasn't strong enough to get it down from there. And there wasn't a brush. Yikes. Just wanted to share that with you guys.
The trick is to put 3 pieces of toilet paper in beforehand, that way the whole shitboat can float away.
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Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes
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This is how you go Dutch.
Apparently this design was popular in Germany a hundred years or so ago. Its key advantage was allowing the user to examine their stools for signs of digestive health problems.
its so annoying having to use tongs :/
You don't have a knife?
Not “a” knife. “The” knife.
I know the joke and all, but recently the local theme park has replaced their toilet brushes with toilet rubber shovels. They work surprisingly well. They can both hack'n'slash a log, but also the back side is also ripped so you can use it to brush out the regular shit from the sides, while avoiding the dreaded paper clutter and other issues with a toilet brush being used by thousands of people daily.
It's like toilet brushes evolving into poop knives. Looks like this: https://pin.it/OKHBRlxjI
This guy cleans commodes.
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Explains shit fetish or vice versa?
Yep, but nowadays they are losing popularity. I don't even know if you can still find them.
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So your shit just piles up on the upper part till it kisses your asshole?
Um... if you're holding on to that much shit, you may want you see a doctor.
You've clearly never seen an American eat. 3 triple burgers, a large fry, and a milkshake is the standard dinner while dieting.
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It gives you the opportunity to examine it. I think that is the reason for the design.
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I have some experience with these. The only problem is that as the vertically standing excrement begins to collapse forwards, there is a chace for it to keep contact and drag its top portion across, from your anus towards the front. You can avoid this with a maneuver, pulling yourself up and slightly forward, right after the singular vertical log begins losing contact with the excretion area.
This is not a joke
Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?
Haven't you thought of shitting in a backwards sitting position?
I prefer the kiss of poseidon over the casualities of deforestation
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It’s so you can examine your stool, you might have some blood or a consistency you don’t like, that way you see it
Wake up, coffee, breakfast, shit, see how much of last nights meal was really digested, shower, shave, work
Typical morning, idk what the big fuss is
It also helps you gauge the poop's internal temperature using the back of your scrote, if you are endowed with fairly loose balls.
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I know the meme is that people use it to look at their poop, but honestly the main advantage is the 0% chance of water splashing up. I will take this design over the "standard" ones any day.
But what about just poop on some toilet paper, make no splash, and the smell is still not so hard, as with the dutch/German toilet
What kind of rock hard dookes are you laying?
Probably standard European fibre rich turds.
You haven't thought of the smell!
Have found that putting a little bit of TP in the water before commencing the act helps a lot to avoid Poseidon's kiss.
Just sit facing the wall.
That way you can use the shelf for your chocolate milk and comic book
Usa drops kids off at pool, the dutch stack shelves.
How else are you supposed to flush your nuts
German toilets are like that too.
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