Meta has a new plan

Let me stop you right there

I wish somebody would donate Microsoft to the recycle bin

Is it cause it makes chad chat chad chat chad chat noises?

The Real Deuce of studies.

Give this person an honorary degree in Turd Dynamics. Have you considered publishing your findings in the journal Nature?

After the clip is empty, throwing pocket sand out the window would be a reasonable escalation of force

This smells like a job by the Intel PR recovery team. Not to mention the amount of data collected and published by game developers about the 13th and 14th gen failures over the past several weeks. There’s just no fucking way.

JavaScript is so ass, typescript is just putting ketchup on a rotten banana. Better just to choke it down quickly if you have to eat it, IMO.

Those poor Power Macintoshes

Why does their bottom half look like a car wash?

Well that’s cool if they want to become an ad company, but last I checked they are known for making a browser. I’m sure they’ll do so much better than Oracle in the ad business. /s

I wish Mozilla had been really clear about their intentions and end goals with this acquisition. On the face of it, it looks terrible. Especially when you look at their jettisoning of Servo.

What the hell are they up to if making a browser engine isn’t a core competency, but buying an ad company is considered a wise move?