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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 53 points 11 hours ago

Now the drop table is merely a database command instead of a table actually falling down from an elevator failure.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 103 points 14 hours ago

What Futurama level bureaucrat do I need to be to get assigned this post?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Ubisoft says they make AAAA games now, so probably at least $70 for the base game standard edition.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

There have been reports that North Korean troops are now in Ukraine.

Could this indicate that North Korea is switching to a defensive posture along the Korean DMZ if they are deploying troops to Ukraine?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago

throws bolt forward

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Sounds like you should pursue a career at NIST so your hobby can align with a profession. They're all about keeping track of time to extreme precision with atomic and optical clocks.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 0 points 3 days ago

Lady, do you want me to fatten up for you or not?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 0 points 3 days ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 0 points 3 days ago

It doesn't have to be signed by the author though.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago

It's super satisfying to shoot them with an arrow just as they are performing their wake up animation, causing them to lie back down dead again.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 0 points 5 days ago

OnlyVentilateurs

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 28 points 6 days ago

We can go another level deeper.

The person at the train track switch is not observing Sisyphus or the switch. Sisyphus is then in a quantum superposition between rolling the boulder into the hotel or the ship.

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It's a fast charger too (files.catbox.moe)
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Definitely hallucinations (files.catbox.moe)
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Meatspin (files.catbox.moe)
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Never trust a fart (files.catbox.moe)
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Or always trust it. Never in-between.

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Nice (files.catbox.moe)
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Big af but sideways (files.catbox.moe)
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Level 5 Gyatttttt (files.catbox.moe)
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I have no idea, I'm just repeating shit

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