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[-] tux7350@lemmy.world 213 points 1 month ago

Wow, this must be the craziest case of post nut clarity in recorded history.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Biden or Trump? Biden or Trump? Better have a wank....

.......!!!!@#?!$&@#$&?!!!!

Trump it is then!

Oh wait, he's a guy, I guess it's just

.....!!!!

[-] brightandshinyobject@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Talk about blowing a load.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 164 points 1 month ago

Imagine calling yourself a journalist and publishing this story.

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago

It was the FBI who released this info. You'd kinda think there'd be no need to publicly share this kind of info because it is not relevant and not great for surviving family members.

[-] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but it's hot goss. What are we gonna do, not talk about it?

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago

Mannn I know you're joking, but that is exactly how you guys got Trump

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[-] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I don't recall learning about the last time the Tops grocery shooter looked at porn

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Imagine calling yourself a journalist and working for the New York Post.

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[-] 1984@lemmy.today 161 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This sounds very much like typical psy ops information to be honest. Trying to paint a picture of someone as a degenerate.

I bet he was looking at some porn the same day, as some people do. Nothing special.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 114 points 1 month ago

Trying to paint a picture of someone as a degenerate.

They've already said he was a registered Republican

[-] EddieTee77@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
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[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 month ago

Honestly a man that young I'd be more weirded out if they found NO porn in his history. Not by a lot, just like "...huh."

[-] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Or they just use incognito mode

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wonder if they went to his provider. Because then it wouldn't matter if he used incognito mode or not 🤔

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago

This comment is sponsored by Nord VPN.

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[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 79 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who doesn't. I'm sure he also consumed bread. (But I fail to see the connection with the case. )

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 71 points 1 month ago

Regardless of how and when I die, there's a pretty good chance of my last search being porn too.

[-] s08nlql9@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

the lesson here is to pray to God for guidance.. and also clear your search history before you die

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[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Didn't Project 2025 say that they wanted to ban porn?

This seems like something they'll use to get leverage on that matter.

"Porn makes you want to shoot down the furher", or something like that.

[-] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 54 points 1 month ago

He read Project 2025, and found a section he didn't agree with.

[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

post nut clarity

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

He was cum drunk, that's why he couldn't shoot straight, lousy gooner.

[-] bushvin@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

He did (at least) one good thing in life, and people feel the need to smear him…

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

As a thought exercise: if he succeeded, doesn’t that only further incite the right, convince them that they are fighting the holy fight, and accelerate violence against the citizenry?

I don’t like Trump either so I get the feeling behind the message, but I don’t see any universe where a successful assassination attempt is a net positive for the country. Seems like it only furthers division and probably leads to a worse place overall.

Would love to know how I’m wrong though.

[-] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago

If you see the upcoming civil war as inevitable, then triggering it now would mean the government forces are on our side, and with Trump dead you'd get a bunch of different maga factions the government could sweep up quickly. Now when the civil war begins, Trump will be president, maga will be united behind him, and the government forces will be working FOR them.

[-] bushvin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You assume I would think you’re wrong. I do not.

Morally, assassination is despicable. But so is fascism.

I applaud you for taking the high road, while I just say Fuck ‘em all. Fascism should not be tolerated, even in a democracy.

[-] DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the high road, the best know cure for and deterrent of fascism... 🙄

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[-] DessertStorms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

further incite the right, convince them that they are fighting the holy fight, and accelerate violence against the citizenry?

Literally already happening.

How anyone can think that rolling over and playing dead while fascists stomp their way in to (more) power is a better way to "fight" them, than, I don't know, actually fighting them, is honestly mind blowing.

Check your privilege, the fact that you aren't impacted by their ongoing war, doesn't mean no one else is.

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

And what IS my privilege internet stranger? I’m making a good faith argument on the internet that you disagree with, but I’m a stranger to you and you have no idea of what my daily life looks like or how much privilege I have or do not have.

I appreciate the disagreement, but I don’t appreciate assumptions of what kind of fucking castle I live in or how isolated I am from current events or political violence.

[-] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I think I agree, but I'd phrase it a bit differently. The problem in our country isn't division, it's that there's an energetic fascist movement that needs to be stopped. The problem with assassinating Trump is that it gives that movement a martyr and would very much energize them (disorganize them too, since they wouldn't know for sure who to follow anymore, but they've never needed to be too organized to do damage and they could do plenty before succession fueled infighting really started to take a toll).

Killing Trump won't kill his ideas, the only way to do that is to embarrass Trump and Trumpism badly, so I think the best series of events would be a) Trump loses the election, b) prosecutors explain Trump's many crimes in meticulous detail to a series of juries who sentence Trump to years and years behind bars, c) Trump dies of a heart attack while taking a shit in prison.

The fact that the voters already did a) once in 2020 and the system's let us down on b) is deeply frustrating and worth acknowledging for the sake of identifying the country's underlying problems (it's the politicians and lawyers more than it is the voters), but it doesn't change the fact that assassinating Trump is the last thing we want to do at this point.

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[-] ComRed2@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Yes, yes, but what kind of porn was it? It's extremely important.

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Mpreg Sonic The Hedgehog and The Simpsons cockvore.

[-] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

giantess bodybuilder femdom rick sanchez vores multiverse with jill stein inside

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[-] MelaniaTrump@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

big back orange wet boi explodes in pleasure in public place

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Megamind rule 34 tentacle 60 fps

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[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

He needed the erection to steady himself for the shot, not unlike a tripod. He lost it when one of the cops popped up over the roof like a sweaty gopher, and thus lost aiming stability.

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[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Dude had post-nut clarity and calm, but still attempted it and missed.

Big L.

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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

This is probably the least crazy part of the whole equation. I mean if you're about to go do something that's going to absolutely get you fucking killed, might as well rub one last one out before you go.

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[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 month ago

But what kind, I need details?

[-] Koof_on_the_Roof@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

No one secured the ladder or the roof or responded to alerts of a gunman on the roof. There’s only two angles where you could shoot the ear without it entering the head, must be a million to one shot… but the real question to ask is…. a teenage boy looking at porn?… that is crazy!

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[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 17 points 1 month ago
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[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 month ago

Search for porn? Meaning he didn't already know where to find it?

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[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This kid can't get any more boring.

[-] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago

Keep in mind this is information provided by the USA, so it's completely untrustworthy. It's possible this happened. It's possible his phone automatically pulled an Instagram update and that's close enough for their spin. And it's possible this is completely fabricated.
You cannot trust them as a source when they need to vilify him.

[-] SonicDeathTaco@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

He didn't want to go out with a loaded gun.

[-] DODOKING38@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

He had that post nut clarity and he still missed

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago

What did he watch?

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