Once I made a joke about BMW drivers not using turn signals on Facebook, and then a female BMW driver angrily told me if it weren't for pedestrians and cyclists, cars wouldn't need turn signals. Then the car drivers also started to body her.
FR, before there were pedestrians, cities were much saver places, or rather the inhabited places where later cities were founded but lets don't get lost in details.
We should remove humans from Earth so that cars can navigate streets without having stupid drivers at their wheel making bad decisions.
They would actually park 3 feet to the left so they could step out on to the BMW logo.
Checkmate!
KING ME
How rude of the BMW to take the Ram's spot!
Typical bmw driver parks across 4 spots in a space designated for 3 cars!
I've never seen a more accurate depiction of South Florida in my life
Proof that Michigan is the Florida for the north!
BMW's aren't bad at all these days. This is exactly how Tesla's park, though.
Excuse me, could you tell me what that little stick on the left side of the wheel is for?
- BMWs* aren't bad
- how Teslas* park
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