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Long Cow is coming
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Long bovid
How dare you
I see you are quite moo'ved by this comment.
How dairy you
In fairness, my brain is reporting the exact same thing, so... it's a tie?
It's the same color way.
No, you just failed the Turing test
So, does it have a long body or a long neck?
Maybe it's like a centipede. Centicow.
Cowipede.
Yes
I was doing fine, seeing two cows, right up until I read your comment, and now I see it as some sort of weird giraffe like creature with short legs and a surprising ability to balance even with its neck stretched out that far.
I was doing fine, seeing two cows, right up until I read your comment, and now I see it as some sort of weird giraffe like creature with short legs and a surprising ability to balance even with its neck stretched out that far.
Two cows and two comments or one cow and one comment. Does the content of the comment being the same make it the same comment or does their different storage location and display make them two comments? The digital ship of theseus.
It's obviously just a glitch in the matrix, and you may be the chosen one for noticing.
I got a 504 server error the first time I posted, but apparently it worked anyway.
"we'll never have to worry about those 'cars', that model-t can barely hit 20mph! "
They will be flying and self driving by the year 2000.
MooooooooooooooooooOOOOh
AI is only as good as the trainer.
Yes all technologies that start imperfect stay shitty forever
This is just an illusion created by Microsoft and Disney.
cyriak data was used to train it
Damn that's a name I haven't heard in a minute. Good times.
Edit: it's still good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY
Long cow is long
The danger isn't that it's smart, the danger is that it's stupid.
There's an idea about "autistic ai" or something where you give ai an objective like "get a person from point a to b as fast as you can" and the ai goes so fast the g force kills the person but the ai thinks it was a success because you never told it to keep the person alive.
Though I suppose that's more human error. Something we take as a given but a machine will not.
Here's the thing: what they keep calling 'AI' isn't really 'artificial intelligence' at all. It's just language processing on a large scale. This type of software has no actual cognitive capability; it can't 'think', it has no capacity to 'think' at all, but they've written it so it gives the appearance of 'thinking'; it's a trick, it's fake.
Exactly. LLMs are just a Chinese room
Your brain is also "just a Chinese room". It's just physic, chemistry and biology. There is no magic inside your brain. If a "Chinese room" is fast enough and can fool everyone into "believing" that it's fluent in chinese, than the room speaks chinese.
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That's specifically LLMs. Image recognition like OP has nothing to do with language processing. Then there's generative AI which needs some kind of mapping between prompts and weights, but is also a completely different type of "AI"
That doesn't mean any of these "AI" products can think, but don't conflate LLMs and AI as being the same
It's all garbage and I consider all of it to be a fad and I just can't wait until the world wakes up and realizes what utter crap it is and it just goes away.
Neural networks aren't going anywhere because they can be genuinely useful, just not to solve every problem
It's crap, too many people believe the hype, they see TV shows and movies with total fantasy AI in it, they think this crapware is like that, they think there's someone alive in that box, they'll come to trust it too much, and they'll get wrecked because of that. THAT is the real danger of this garbage.
You should watch actually AI safety researcher's thoughts on this. Here's the link. It's partially overhyped, but huge strides have been made in this area and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It's best to be extra careful than ignorant.
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How can you know the system has no cognitive capability ? We haven't solved the problem for our own minds, we have no definition of what consciousness is. For all we know we might be a multimodal LLM ourselves.
If we can't even begin to understand how a biological brain like ours produces the phenomenon of 'thought' and 'consciousness', then how the fuck can you build machines and write software that does those things? Rhetorical question, we can't, full stop. All we've got is fakery, the illusion of 'thinking', ersatz, not the real thing.
For fuck's sake, I go round and round with people on this shit every fucking time because everyone believes the hype and are never told the facts. They watch TV shows and movies and think someone made that real. They take for granted what their brains can do naturally and effortlessly (..well, not so effortlessly in too many peoples case) and knowing nothing about software or hardware think it's trivial to make machines that can do what their own brain can do. It. Is. Not.
Language processing is a cognitive capability. You're just saying it's not AI because it isn't as smart as HAL 9000 and Cortana. You're getting your understanding of computer science from movies and video games.
No, moron, I'm NOT. Go talk to neuroscientists; that's what I did. They'll tell you: an amoeba has more cognitive capability than the best of this crapware.
YOU get your """AI""" information from media hype, who gets it from AI company marketing departments, who are told: "Sell this crap we created so we can get paid".
You're dumb. You're so dumb that you can't understand when someone who is actually smart tells you something, so you think they're dumb. Get yourself a dog, name it 'Clue', so you'll always have one.
Computers do what people tell them to do, not what people want.
It's called the AI alignment problem, it's fascinating, if you want to dig deeper in the subject I highly recommend 'Robert miles AI safety' channel on YouTube
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The danger isn't that it's smart, the danger is that humans are stupid.
FTFY
Or more precise: The danger is that people think it's smart
Long cow is loooooooooong.
It is because AI is dumb and putting way too much trust in it that it will kill us.
You forgot a maxlength_cow clause after AI was done. Not exactly AI's fault.
I mean where else do you think hot dogs come from?
Long cow is coming. Look busy.
AI no dis troy. Troy is tha man
Actually AI wouldn't even recognize either of those as a cow let alone one long, unless it was specifically trained to look for cow's head or ass.
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