Why don't you cut out the middleman, avoid wasting your doctor's time when there are sick people who can actually be treated, and call your work directly? This corporate beaurocracy is ridiculous, there's no point getting doctors notes for these things.

Sounds like you haven't experienced the bliss that is fairy bread with Nutella instead of butter.

The future is now, old man!

You're right, how could I be so blind. They're actually sausage sangas

I think we need a doctors note for more than two days

I don't understand that policy. The only times in the last 4 years that I've needed more than 2 days of sick leave was because I had covid, and I think that's a very common experience. And people with covid should absolutely not be going to the doctors office and exposing themselves to the sick and elderly. If someone has covid, you should be telling them to stay home. We're currently in the middle of a worldwide pandemic.

You should read these memes slower so you can pay attention more. This meme is about calling in healthy on the day of. People don't know if they're going to be healthy in two days. So your comment has the opposite meaning of the one intended. You're saying you do ask questions if someone asks for time off on the day, and therefore that you're a restrictive boss who wouldn't allow this meme.

Don't most rockets use hydrogen oxygen reaction? Separating hydrogen from oxygen requires only electricity, which we can produce renewably.

Obesity isn't a social inequality problem, except in the sense that obese people are more likely to be poor, and to suffer obesity due to stress, poor nutrition, and addiction. Obese people are not oppressing anyone. If you want to talk about food waste while people starve, then talk about the corporations throwing perfectly good food in dumpsters that they put a padlock on to stop homeless people from dumpster diving.

Sure, obesity was a sign of privilege and oppression 200 years ago, before modern agricultural practices such as the use of pesticides and heavy machinery. These days, there isn't too little food, there's too much. Starvation isn't a problem of natural scarcity, and certainly not a problem of people eating too much. It's a product of artificial scarcity, wherein good food is thrown away because people can't pay for it. Your political theory is two centuries out of date. It's time to stop hating fat people.

And they used a picture of Neo. Might as well show a picture of Luke Skywalker and bust the "movie myth" that you can use the force to lift objects

Neo is a superhero using hacks in a video game world. Criticising The Matrix because Neo is better with guns than any real person is like criticising Superman because nobody can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

I disagree. Look at the time Justin Roiland was accused of false imprisonment, and they replaced Rick and Morty. It went great, the new Rick and Morty sound perfect. Now look at how Marvel dragged their feet on replacing Jonathan Majors and eventually decided to just ignore all their Kang foreshadowing and replace him with Dr Doom. It sucks, they should have just recast him.

Recasting allows newer and less well known actors to break into an entertainment industry dominated by sequels, adaptations, and franchises. They reduce the capital held by big time actors who are already far too rich. Recasting is good.

It's not necessarily sexual dimorphism. It could be gender dimorphism, as supported by the findings that colour differentiation depends on linguistics.