Whatever you do DO NOT walk to the Denver International Airport. That giant bronco statue in the front will come alive and harass you all the way to your gate!
We call him Blucifer. He has freaky glowing red eyes and asshole veins.
That was no 5th leg neither.
She's a false queen. We have a king now
Smash I guess ๐ฎโ๐จ
Tf you mean guess, that's a SMASH in all caps
A monster (s)mash!!
She may be cold-blooded, but itโs making my blood pump hot in some places (Iโm referring to my penis).
Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans
Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren't mammals.
idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.
Birds don't have tits.
Some birds are tits.
Look I'm not saying you can't go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn't be spewing milk.
Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation?
Woooosh
Its not a woosh, its a shitpost dummy.
Jesus, get into character.
You're ranting about furry hentai to someone who made a joke about there being a bird species which is called "tit".
You wooshed. Hard.
Bro you are in the SHITPOSTING subreddit. You self-uno-reversed your own woosh.
Here is a link to what shit posting is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting
You just misread and are now downspiraling. It's okay but can now stop writing about your bird fetish
No one misread dipshit. Some idiot is just being a pedant in a shit posting community. Like you idiots don't even know what shit posting is and are trying to correct people.
It's shit posting:
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And only one hole
Cloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.
Exactly, you can still go airtight.
How many holes do you need?
Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It's genetic engineering for sexual warfare.
Then how am I always eating chicken tits?
We've been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.
Can't argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.
Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?
How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?
Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.
And they never have nipples!
I'm guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.
Because if they didn't have human form they, by definition, wouldn't be humanoids ? :)
Reptiles also aren't humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn't make sense
Am I the only one whoโs more bothered by โwydโ missing a second w than by the picture?
Lusty argonian maid
lizard queen thicc
lizard queen want dicc
tight as a boa constricc
Don't reptiles reproduce by laying eggs that the males then fertilize? So what you're really thinking of doing is... uh...
No, thatโs fish and amphibians. Reptile eggs are enclosed by a soft shell and they get fertilized by doing the hanky panky.
I'm ready to FUCC
Madame Vastra would like a word
"How did you evolve mammaries? Does that mean you don't lay your eggs? How long does it take your children to mature? Do you nurture them the whole time or less than that? If you and I had sex, do you expect pleasure or just fertilization?"
She evolved boobs for the same reason the angler fish evolved that little light in front of its mouth: to entice prey.
Trent Reznor was right!
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