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[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So corporations use ai and bots themselves in order to inflate their stats and steal money from investors and share holders(see Reddit) and its all cool. Someone does that but it costs the corporation some money. Straight to jail.

Seriously, how has the reddit IPO which was offered to users not been a fraudulent scheme due to the website statistics being based on genuine user interaction with no mention of auto reposting or bots that are either operated by or hired by reddit?

It genuinely seems like the next ponzi scheme but that would require so many federal agencies that stopped giving shit and learning how the world works to see any peep into that business.

But what do I know, I'm just some average Joe that gets audited over a $300 mistake on annual taxs which I have to pay a private third party more than that to do.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

Stop pissing you degenerate. Its disgusting how much water people drink these days just so they can piss.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

TIL senator > daddy

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

An hero your ego

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

IDk what this shit about war being the same means. We have gimp Russians locked up in cope cages being bombed by fpv robot bird bombs piloted by fembois.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago

While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say "poop poop" then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Noooooo, not the twink link

Edit: Kirby do got that mouf tho...

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 0 points 4 weeks ago

I've had a surprising amount of success just walking in/past security.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago

Java feels like McDonald's and python feels like a grocery store.

Rust feels like a femboi hooters where they offer IVs you don't think they're qualified to administer.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

I'm on the brink of collapse so I eat crab Rangoon.

(jk I can't afford crab rangoon)

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OC(originally cummed)

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Cats can live for 20+ years. Maybe there are a few left that were born in the 90s and are just chilling.

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