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Gang of wild otters mauls jogger
(www.telegraph.co.uk)
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Now I'm sitting here on the toilet wondering how many otters I could take on...
You can easily out run them, so you don't actually need to fight.
But if you did, I don't think you can take on more then two without any professional fighting skills.
And as you sit there deep in thought you feel something tickle your nethers, you think little of it at first but as soon as you feel it again you shift your position and look down. At the same moment your mind comprehends that it's the hand of an otter, that very hand grabs ahold of your dangling valuables and pulls. You are never seen again.
I read this in the Baldur's Gate 3 narrator voice.
😏
😞
There’s a whole “otter space” joke amongst furries.
Would you rather take on 30 otter-sized horses, or one horse-sized otter?
Horses. They're built like birds.
Atleast 0.5
That lady handled 40, but she's a jogger and in better shape than me. I could take 25.
She lost to 8 bro, you'd get ripped to shreds
Oh shit I read it wrong, she's 40 years old.
Yeah so like 5