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submitted 1 month ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/til@lemmy.world

The love scene in question:

At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.

More review snippets here. One includes the line, "do not read this book." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_Lost#Reception

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[-] graymess@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago

It's like he wrote an already weird sex scene description, then right clicked every word and chose the last synonym on the list.

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 14 points 1 month ago

Someone should start a community for that.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

There was a literary movement called Oulipo that did things like that. What comment-OP described would be a variant of a technique called "n+7": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oulipo#Constraints

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Being a big ou(x)po fan, they at least were good at their work. Highly recommended starting with Italo Calvino's Cosmicomics or If On A Winter's Night A Traveller

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Calvino is absolutely amazing! I devoured Cosmicomics and T Zero when I was in college. The Castleof Crossed Destinies is another one.

I admit, I had a bit of trouble getting through If On A Winter's Night a Traveler. I'm guessing it lost a lot in translation.

His book of Italian Folktales is also very good.

Edit: I just learned about, and ordered, this... a complete collection of the Qfwfq stories, including some never before translated into English- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Complete_Cosmicomics

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

On a related note, there's the Bulwer Lytton prize for terribly written introductions to novels. It was based on the 1830 novel Paul Clifford, famous especially for its first line

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulwer-Lytton_Fiction_Contest

[-] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What did he call it first then? A large hello?

[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 weeks ago

Bulging greeting

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