I need to see pics of you two!

I haven't had In n Out in like 20 years but back then the fries were golden and crispy. I liked them a lot.

My brother has tinnitus and sometimes doesn't realize his voice is really loud.

As someone who works retail, I'm pretty shameless when it comes to kicking people out. I do it politely and with a smile but I have no problem telling customers we're about to close or are closed.

What I find interesting is that in your examples I actually find the "omg" to be the redundant part.

Definitely this, and make sure you also play the community modules when you've finished the campaign.

I heard that there are 3 types of tears, and the type that comes out when we're upset has a natural painkiller in them.

Thanks. I don't have a prostate but incontinence is more common in women. At the first sign of a leakage problem, you bet I'm heading to the doctor right away.

Getting up to pee 2x a night

I hate that too but I'm just glad I still have enough bladder control to actually wake up for it. I dread possibly losing that someday.

They tell me the story of when I was a kid where my eyes were about crotch-level for my dad and I walked into the bathroom while he was in his tighty whiteys. Supposedly I said he had pooped in his underwear.

What I heard is that there was more than one dildo, and I think that's where the confusion comes from about which orifice it was (they were) in at time of death.

I haven't seen that since I was a kid, but I still remember this part: "Eleven! Your dragon fire melts my eyes."

I might not even have the quote right but that's what kid-me remembers.