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[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 16 points 10 months ago

I prefer to measure speed in football fields per minute.

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

As an american, It's easier when you convert football fields to watermelons and seconds to no healthcare. One you start thinking in terms of watermelons per crippling medical debt, everything clicks. You're welcome.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -4 points 10 months ago

Is this a joke about black people not being able to afford healthcare or something?

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

No... Not at all but what gave you that idea? Besides, everyone here enjoys medical debt or an undiagnosed ailment. Sometimes both if you're lucky.

[-] Beelzebob@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Watermelon is why. But, dammit, everyone loves watermelon.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

You make dem der figures FPH n' you got a deal. I don't wanna be going no 600 yards a minute. I wanna be cruisin at 35000 yard and hour, ya hur?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A mile is about 15 football fields, so if we did switch to using that measurement, we could all be going 1,000 on the freeway.

[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Ur gotdang right. My Mopar might be a four banger, but with cheezus behind the wheel we're gon' near 1700 n' gettin 500 a gallon.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

Hmmm yeah.. I know some of those words.

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