lol. I wouldn’t consider reddit as my ‘ex’ tho. Maybe as like my former best friend that I once got into a really heated argument which resulted in me breaking my glasses which made me really angry and sad because those were my mom’s gift and now my BF blames me for breaking my glasses even though it’s really obvious that she broke it because one of my friends saw the whole ordeal and…

oh, sorry.

There's also Filipino:

• left - kaliwa
• right - kanan

also we use L and R for things because we speak English too.