You son of a bitch, I'm in!

Gotta keep your eye on the target

Literally translates to "the cigarette gets you pregnant October"

Well yeah. He's not allowed to have a cat in the apartment

Yep

Damnit, Jesus! How many "then I died" stories you gonna come up with?

Good news! You may be pre-qualified!

Ignoring results is different. Pinky promise

Jesus!

This needs one Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball

As per my email dated....

I end all my work emails with "Thanks* and let the inflection be my own

I did it.