Black mould.

Neutral evil AND kinda lawful good, but using a second larger bag instead of a bread box.

The savings are bottomless.

In 20 or so years, when there are more voters unable to buy houses than there are voters who own houses, this should autocorrect.

The recent US trend of corporations buying up real estate to rent out is very scary because it will prevent this autocorrection.

Yessir.

Http? With no "s"? In 2024? Is you being serious right now?

Leave the grid out of it. Your PV's charge your battery with DC, that gets used as DC by the USB-PD outlets in your wall. And you have an AC-DC converter for when you need to consume grid power.

Is this stopping people from buying a new car? Or would they just buy a car from somewhere else?

They remind me of the Bob's from Office Space.

I knew there'd been some kind of thing with the same name as the open source(ish?) DivX video codec, but not living in the USA I never found out what exactly it was.

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism.

primary function

I thought we were talking about voice calls here.