What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?
Neutral evil AND kinda lawful good, but using a second larger bag instead of a bread box.
what is the bottle hack?
You put the bread in a bottle and you can just put the cap on it to keep it fresh. You can just pour it into your toaster after that!
I’m sure it works but any other method of closing the bag from the top two rows are better imo, at least for bread.
Cut the top off of a 2 liter bottle and put the bread bag through the neck, spread it around the neck, then put on the bottle cap.
sounds like a lot of work when I can just leave the bag open
Why even put it back tbh
Bottle the bread?
Idk
I put mine in the fridge. Why? It lasts longer.
I just never bake mine.
That's actually false. Bread is one of the few items that turn bad quicker in the fridge than on the counter. https://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/shopping-storing/food/bread-storage
Oh I don't mean homemade. I meant regular bread. I don't bake. I cook. But good to know!
Yeah, good point, but that article isn't talking about what's in this picture.
Store-bought sandwich bread usually can be kept in the fridge without much change in texture. That’s because it often contains additives and preservatives that keep it fresh longer.
I live in a hot, humid environment. Keeping bread in the fridge helps it to stay good for multiple weeks. If I leave it out, it molds way quicker. I also sometimes will store bread in the freezer to keep it fresh even longer if I know I'm just going to make toast out of it.
Freezer is my preference. Stays good for very long and keeps the texture and freshness. Put it in toaster or microwave after if in a hurry, otherwise you can just put slices in the fridge so you have unfrozen ones for the breakfast.
We have to lock ours in a safe because our cat's an asshole
We would like to see the evidence
Jokes on you, de-aired, twisted, twist tied and tucked
Just like my balls.
Where is twisting then wrapping the bag back around the bread?
The way I see it, that is basically the same as a twist and tuck.
Lawful good and chaotic good is so much work for diminishing return. The best way to do it is to use back the tag so you know when to throw this bag of still good bread into the fridge.
I'm chaotic neutral!
Just put it in the freezer in the bag it comes in.
Most of this shit has been frozen before it reaches the supermarket anyway.
This is brilliant 🤩
I am neutral evil - a twist and tuck.
You mean chaotic neutral. Neutral evil is just tucking...
I do neutral evil because I haven't seen a reason to do anything else.
You’ve never ended up with stale or moldy bread? I’m envious.
Because of that? Not that I know of. From it being much past the best before date of course.
Bread is a stapleware, as such it needs to be eaten. Keeping the bag open for easier (tactical), time-critical access is a thus a necessity.
That’s why I live that chaotic neutral life.
I tried the rubber band. I tried the clip. Neither work.
Only the fridge does. And that works well enough. I either tuck it, or I take it all out and keep it on a tray. Open. If I keep it for long enough to make it dehydrated, it's my fault.
Turns out I am Lawful Evil.
I think in my entire life I've only ever seen one or maybe 2 bread boxes.
I have an old bread box; but I don't use it for bread.
Hate this diagram because who uses a bread box without any of the other non-chaotic evil options.
Chaotic neutral and lawful good is the GOAT
Drop the bread box and just gently squish the entire loaf before twisting and tucking to basically vacuum seal it. That's my GOAT
Either lawful or chaotic neutral depending on whether I can find the clip again. But I doubt it matters since I store it in the freezer and heat the slices I need when I need them.
the... the bottle hack is for things like popcorn kernels that you can pour...
whoever closes a bread with the bottle hack is the true evil hiding in plain sight
This image is fairly old, and I have disagreed with it from the get go. Chaotic evil is tying as many knots as possible, forcing one to cut the bag open.
After licking every slice.
Chaotic evil is leaving the bag wide open .... in the freezer ... behind the three bags of frozen fries ... for three weeks .... but it's the only bread you have at 11pm on a Saturday night and you don't feel like doing or getting anything else to make you sandwich.
Does anyone still have a bread box? I assume it’s to stop rodents, but hopefully most people don’t have rodents in their house. Does a bread box do anything else, or is that another technology that can fade into history?
Edit: TIL;
Where does “twist and pull back over the loaf” fall? Same as twist and tuck essentially?
No slip knot?
A slipknot works great! It’s done in a second and easily undone as well.
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