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[-] neo@lemy.lol 17 points 2 months ago

This meme is correct because I think the exact same thing! 😉

[-] neo@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

True, the very last second is indeed not great.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 6 points 2 months ago

Roll a charisma check

[-] neo@lemy.lol 23 points 2 months ago

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 9 points 2 months ago

In most cases, merging as late as possible would be most efficient, because it utilises the max amount of street surface.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

[-] neo@lemy.lol 17 points 2 months ago

This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn't work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 49 points 2 months ago

If there's a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don't feel safe!

[-] neo@lemy.lol 74 points 2 months ago

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn't sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that "yes" and "maybe later" where the only options. She still didn't say yes, but after some time I decided that "later" had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

[-] neo@lemy.lol 9 points 2 months ago

Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there's nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!

[-] neo@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

So that's what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

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