Similarly, I struggle to understand why people think paying for roads to connect houses 5 miles away from each other isn’t astronomically expensive

AGI: “Climate change odds caused by humans. I am deploying a fix for this from Minot”

Or better yet, a senator

Another idea: ditch Twitter and learn to play the ukulele instead

On one hand, I think that kind of shit is lame AF, but on the other hand if someone wanted pay me $200/hr to paint my hog green and vacuum in green Luigi hat, you know I’d be down

I’m a simple man: I see a comment complaining about a comment about downvotes, I upvote and move on

Wireless Hidelity?

I’m honestly stunned. If you can’t trust rich capitalists, who can you trust‽

You don’t want to save your old brain chunks and put them back together to see if you can make on old version of you?

Neat. So is Microsoft going to make that loan in cash or…?

Me, wondering how much money you can make buying horses on the low and reselling them with a fresh coat of paint: 🤡

What’s that other shitty company that constantly pesters you to download the app every time you average the site? Teddit?