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That's it. Any horse, any time period, any peoples, did they fit a shoe that helped the horse to swim in water?

(Was thinking about how horses are pretty good swimmers, maybe due to their power and hoof shape. Could they be better?)

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 137 points 1 week ago

Oh, I thought this was going to be about refurbishing and reselling horses.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago

My expectation was that one might rotate an equine on an axis other than yaw.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Like drink the beer, and then flip the horse.

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I'm going to use this as a confusion-inducing insult:

Yeah whatever, horse flipper.

[-] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

'It's got solid bones, but the inside's a mess'

[-] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

'We're gonna have to gut it'

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Side-eyeing-Chloe.jpg

[-] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

I'd watch that show

[-] AyuTsukasa@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So I read it and thought oh I read that wrong what the hell is a horse-flipper how would you do that?

Then I read the rest of the question and was like oh wow I was right the first time but also still wrong because I thought they meant the verb instead of the noun.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I thought it was for people that flip off horses for no reason, they just don't like 'em.

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Well...spit... growing up on the ranch we had between 13 to 18 horses around all the time. Everything from Arabians to some workhorses.

Now we only shoed them in late summer for the fall when we were working cattle.

Now swimming is an interesting topic. During the hot days in the summer we would hop on a few hoses bareback and race across in the ponds.

You would think the massive workhorses with their oversized hooves would win. Poweful, strong animals with big flippers on the bottom. Unfortunately they were the slowest in the water. They were stiff and inflexible, dumb and slow. They tended to swim a few feet, decide it was too much work, turn around and find some nice grass to eat.

Now the Arabians with the smaller stature and dainty little hooves were by far the fastest in the water. The fastest was horse named ugly. He was a swayed back ill tempered little guy with a massive chip on his shoulder. He just had to be first everywhere. He was almost as vicious as the Spawn of Satan aka "Shetland pony". Now Spawn of Satan didn't like the water because brimstone and water don't go together so we never got him to swim.

What's curious is after they were shod and their hoofs trimmed down, they all seemed a wee bit faster. I guess the smaller hoof works better for their swimming mechanism.

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Edit: Turns out, the above farm-life comment is a fabricated fantasy tale.

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Thanks for sharing your lived experience. Your characterisations of each horse gave me a good laugh.

That is very interesting that they would be quicker after being shod. Not sure why that would be. Less apprehensive of kicking something underwater perhaps.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

I don't know what accent you intended to communicate, but I definitely heard it in my head

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I thought he was a fraud until he spit.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That was the first thing he did. You might have trust issues.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That "Well..." just didn't ring true.

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[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I 100% expected this to turn into a Hell in the Cell meme

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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

God dammit.....I gave you a good faith upvote, and then clicked the video for what I assumed would be an amazing horse swimming video.

..........dammit Rick Astley! Stop dressing up like a unicorn!

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Instructions unclear, there is now a banana in my ear.

...I miss old youtube.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

You are the bo-nana king.

[-] pyrflie@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

False advertising. These are clearly unicorns.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 week ago

He doesn't need flippers if he rides the magical leopluridon.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Goddammit you got my hopes up

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hehe, thanks Charlie.

[-] MicrowavedTea@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

This gave me some serious flashbacks but I've no idea when or why I would have watched it

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[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago

seahorse intensifies

[-] lqdrchrd@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 week ago

Incredible. I have no idea, but I love this post. Keep it up.

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks, when showerthoughts take on a life of their own.

[-] ta_leadran_orm@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Flippers wouldn't help really given how horses actually swim, they kind of kick back with each of they're legs in a sequence similar to a trot. Their hooves already have a bit of a hollow which likely helps with swimming. Honestly though horses are pretty good swimmers, because they have huge lungs which helps them stay afloat with ease

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Regular flippers would not help.

But some little hinged wings on the sides of each hoof could work.

They fold down on the upstroke flat against the hoof, then fold out horizontal with the downstroke.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

I could never imagine a horse swimming

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Luckily with the magic of the internet, your imagination need not be an issue.

You can just see them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4mZ6CAz0aI

[-] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago

Me, wondering how much money you can make buying horses on the low and reselling them with a fresh coat of paint: 🤡

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Same! First thought the title was a typo!

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You can make some hay doing that

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[-] ownsauce@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Give em some of these withe the neck rest. Imagine amphibious roman chariots. Or a horse powered pontoon boat.

There's a lot of cool images here https://liberalarts.tamu.edu/nautarch/nwl/lake-champlain-projects/hoofbeats-over-the-water-ina-research-on-horse-powered-ferryboats/

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

They are cool images, what a concept!

I did not previously know that horse-treadmill-ferries were a thing.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

This is the exact question this subredd- er, community, excuse me, was made for

[-] logos@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

I think you’d have better luck with a small, rear-mounted outboard motor.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 week ago

Thanks for the incredibly funny mental picture!

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Wait tho. That two-legged rear kick thing horses do may just need a uni-fin mermaid thing to create a true sea speed stallion.

[-] Trigger2_2000@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

In historic times, people knew horses were land animals. So, I expect we will see this invention in about two more weeks.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm doubtful that giving a horse flippers would even help them swim considering how long their legs are.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And the movement they make doesn’t benefit from flippers.

Humans can shift their body forward and kick their legs which flippers can amplify.

[-] TheHotze@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I was trying to figure out what they meant by swimming houses for a minute.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I think my neighbor has a horse? I guess I could ask.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
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