The best thing about MongoDB is that you can stop using it completely and switch to PostgreSQL, which will happily accept all the horrible JSON data you can cram into it.

"...If there's a problem writing your data, you're fucked. Does that sound like a good design to you?"

"If that's what they need to do to get those kick-ass benchmarks, then it's a great design."

Oh God. I am laughing so hard watching this.

Hi dad!

The Mayor should just go ahead and resign. Take the city attorney with him while he's at it.

What a bunch of asshats.

They couldn't even keep track of the reactors from the nuclear powered lighthouses in Siberia.

if Russia nuked itself on its own territory.

The fact that it's Russia substantially increases this possibility.

It's kind of funny to me that a significant reason Russia is in its current predicament is because of rampant corruption. Putin runs the country like a Mafia state and then gets all surprised Pikachu Face when it becomes apparent that his underlings just stole all the money instead of using it to maintain their weapons stockpile, which is now aging and dilapidated.

"The Lord of the Rings: Shockwave"

"The Lord of the Rings: Mushroom Cloud"

"The Lord of the Rings: Nuclear Winter"

I wouldn't pay for an AI subscription but I have no problem using my own PC for work on the condition that they give me a VM to remote into. Mainly because I like using my three big monitors and the shitty laptops my previous employers provided are either underpowered or locked down to the point where multi-monitor support is really poor.

I do pay for tools that I use outside of work and if it's something that helps me with my day job, I have no problem using it for that. That said, using AI to generate code is usually a waste of time. Unless it's something really, really basic.

You get what you pay for. Paying garbage prices [often] means you're getting garbage.

You're not missing anything.

That works when you have access to a SQL database instead of a bunch of massive CSV files.