I think its "Some people have strong reactions to public displays of affection "

Depends how old you get. After 30 years some games just don't work like they used to!

Thankfully we do have modern solutions for old fashioned problems now.

They're a new comedy trio!

Mostly doing meme humour and meta gags

Flowers never bend in my ass

I imagine they're quite hard to do by accident

Because you have two choices when choosing a family pet, Cat or Dog. Two choices makes them opposites.

Obviously this is not all logical or rational but that's fine. People are not all logical and rational.

Slack tide ?

My first thought was rice paddies.

Even wetter than rice panties

This is what happens when a men dedicates himself to economic philosophy! It is my life Bro! My life!

You proved them right.

No such thing as a free lunch.

They always want something for it, in this case it was to prove them wrong.

Mine is so terrified of going outside I think he's been on 4chan. I'm watching for signs of radicalization, he's always been an incel afterall.

Yeah, I totally agree with that.

Had two brothers from the same litter. sometimes it was so obvious they were brothers, like when they'd sit in an identical pose and watch me with hopeful eyes if I was cooking.

Other times they were nothing alike. Different preferences for food, for attention, for the most comfortable position for a cuddle. Lovely boys. They did have the same vocalisations though, only I could tell the difference just from hearing them!