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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] RidderSport@feddit.org 0 points 6 days ago

The Suffering in my Ass or Jaws in my ass, can't remember which one it was

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 0 points 1 week ago

Whiskey In The Jar In My Ass

...I was just having a drink naked and must have slipped on it, I swear doc.

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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[-] sicarius@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

'what fills the gap' in my ass - will cady

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Theres always been a bird in me, in my ass

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

Please please please in my ass.

[-] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

& Big Bad Wolf In My Ass 😳

[-] shadowbroker@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

Sweet Caroline in my ass

[-] maidenless_prawn@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Harder, better, faster, stronger in my ass

[-] jpablo68@infosec.pub 0 points 1 week ago

Break stuff in my ass

[-] 42yeah@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

Just like heaven in my ass

[-] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

There Goes My Gun in my ass

[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 week ago

(Koi is) Love in my ass

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 week ago

Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

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[-] FarFarAway@startrek.website 0 points 1 week ago

Jingle bells in my ass

[-] afox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Unholy Confessions In My Ass

[-] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 0 points 1 week ago

Bite Me in my ass

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago

Needles in my ass

[-] mp04610@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

Depeche Mode - Barrel of a Gun

[-] jetliswar@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

In your ass!

[-] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

Can't go back in my ass !

[-] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 0 points 1 week ago

Tubular bells part I in my ass

[-] RouxBru@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Lifeless lemonade in my ass

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Primal Concrete Sledge

[-] laughing_hard@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I'm still standing in my ass

[-] B312@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Under Cover of Night in my ass

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 week ago
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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

The Emptiness Machine In My Ass

[-] clubb@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm so exited for the album. I can't wait to see what they do next!

And as for my answer, I saw the post right during the crossfade period between two songs, so I'll let you choose:

Midnight Sun in my ass

Or

Demonic Future in my ass

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[-] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

How Am I Supposed To Live Without You In My Ass

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[-] Thelie@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

I kissed a girl in my ass

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Viva la vida in my ass

[-] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago

Peaches in regalia in my ass

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

Between two points in my ass

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Bloodflood in my ass. Hmmmmm....

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 0 points 1 week ago

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in my ass.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago

In that great ass they call gichagumee (or something like that)

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[-] Mixel@feddit.org 0 points 1 week ago

Adapter in my ass 😭

[-] superkret@feddit.org 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In The End In My Ass

"I've put my thrust in yoooou, pushed as far as I can goooo..."

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

In the end, it doesn't even matter?

[-] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

Eyes of the world in my ass

[-] nawordar@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

Everything Turns Blue In My Ass

[-] reimufumo@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

I MIGHT B3 SICK in my ass

thankfully not true

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 0 points 1 week ago
[-] kn33@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago
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[-] midori@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago
[-] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

Somehow I think that makes it worse.

[-] midori@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Username checks out.

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