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[-] don@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

🫡 This. This is how it’s done. Carry on, teacher, you do the work of the universe.

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

The fact the skibidi says yes yes instead of skibidi makes me think they've seen it, because everyone who hasn't tends to just say skibidi.

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 0 points 2 weeks ago

I suppose if you hear your class talking about something a lot, it probably makes some sense to at least briefly look into it. Especially if the general gist of it can be understood by watching one thirty second youtube video

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, wasn't saying it as a bad thing, just as a likely assumption.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

I've read your sentence half a dozen times and it's making my head swim. Can someone please translate?

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I think the character says what they actually say in the video, as opposed to saying skibidi which is what everyone who has not seen it assumes he says. I'm in the latter party

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this teacher thrives on making their students cringe you love to see it

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

no quicker way to get kids to stop a behavior than when the "uncool" people start doing it. remember when dabbing was a thing for like 10 minutes, until the school principal started doing it?

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

The day my parents signed up for Facebook was the day my account died. I'm sure many other millennials have similar experiences lol

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

ironic how facebook will die with the boomers

[-] dan@upvote.au 0 points 2 weeks ago

Zuckerberg said during the most recent earnings call that usage amongst 18-29 year olds is actually growing though.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago

i'll bet he did

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

It won't though. Those billions of active users are not all bots but people outside the US.

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Shame meta won't go with it

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

i think the shift to "meta" was their response to the realization that only boomers use facebook anymore.

but what does meta provide that gen z wants? oculus stuff? threads? LOL

once something bubbles up to replace instagram (which it will), they're done

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I would agree if they weren't such a prolific backbone for the tech industry. They're not just gonna vanish when people stop using their apps because businesses will still pump cash into them

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

such a prolific backbone for the tech industry

i'm not familiar with this. what businesses require meta for their existence?

[-] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think anyone necessarily depends on them - but the infrastructure for analyzing human behavior online is largely pioneered by meta and the likes. When the front ends like Facebook go away we'll just start seeing "Powered by Meta" on targeted ads; I wouldn't be surprised if people who see ads already do see that

[-] dan@upvote.au 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

For what it's worth, a bunch of open source stuff is maintained by Meta, that businesses rely on:

Parts of the Linux kernel, including btrfs, cgroup2 (which is heavily used by Docker and similar technologies), psi, bpf, and a few others.

PyTorch, used for AI/ML stuff

PrestoDB

zstd compression library and xxhash hashing library - used by pretty much every database system and a large number of backup systems now

React, React Native, Relay, etc.

Plus all the AI research and models (like Llama) that's published publicly with generous licensing policies. Way more Open than "OpenAI".

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

Not really. Xellenial here and it’s still very much active with my friends and I. Honestly the simplest way to stay in touch with people you only occasionally talk to but want to know what’s going on.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

you're saying that you're a "xellenial" so facebook is immortal because "you and your friends" use it to keep in touch?

that sounds like something a boomer would say-- "IIIIIII use it, therefore everyone uses it!!!!"

LOL

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

I left Facebook when they banned me for not using my real name.

I was left in limbo indefinitely, because I challenged their assessment, and every time I try to log in now, it says that my account is "under review" or whatever.

Been like that for..... Going on 6 years or so now. Maybe more.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

Bill Gates too

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 2 weeks ago

Relevant:

https://xkcd.com/166

I'm already loving to misuse slang around all the nieces and nephews. They're all 3-14, so it changes depending on which kid is around, but the eye rolls are fantastic.

We need to tap into the power of the cringe and we might have an unlimited energy source.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

Historians will at some point look at this comic strip as a representation of "cringe" that predates the word that later came to describe it.

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[-] finestnothing@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Because I love ruining days, everything starting at "this task will be graded" was written by someone else. It looks official because the person's handwriting is neat, but if you compare the letters to the ones written giving the assignment they're different styles

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 0 points 2 weeks ago

You will not be hired as a forensics investigator, lol

[-] dreugeworst@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago

looks like normal variation in a persons lettering to me. compare the k in textbook with the k in skibidi, almost the same. distances between letters and especially risers as well are similar between the two sections.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

The "R" in "Read" and the "R" in "Remember" are identical, for example. The squiggly "d" in "Today's" and later in "skibidi" and "and" are also exact matches. I hate that you made me do this.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

The change in style is because the teacher was in "getting hip with the kids" mode.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 0 points 2 weeks ago

I think any change in style can be explained by the change in angle that the writer needed to adjust to as they moved down the board.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

The Chungus is AmongUs.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 0 points 1 week ago

This is pretty funny

[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

"Always be bussin', never be sussin' I'm gonna remember that line

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Is bussin' related to bussy?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Have a Big Chungus weekend, bro.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

And may it be riztastic for you bro!

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 weeks ago

And a skibidi Ohio to you too

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if the drawing of the gentleman in the toilet (top right) was drawn by the teacher… perhaps being meta, knowing what he wrote was cringe. That would add another layer lol.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

They definitely knew

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

I’m Chris Hansen, take a seat. What exactly did you mean when you told a 14 year old to have a “Big Chungus weekend?”

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[-] HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

High fives in millennial

[-] falk1856@midwest.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

As a middle school principal, I gas all my staff to be as gucci as this dope teacher.

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