I know what you mean...

None. Just submit to the machine.

Short answer: eSim users are fucked.

Reddit died 10 years ago; it's just taken this long for it's death throws to piddle out...

I remember when something similar happened years ago when a mod of /r/AdviceAnimals got busted for promoting links to the meme site quickmeme.

Both that subreddit and that website were never the same again.

Only if you have boobs.

Nice. Office Space reference.

If I'm following correctly, 11:19AM seems like it's a long ways off from 5PM when you haven't even had your lunch break yet. But then 4:00PM rolls around and THE FINAL COUNTDOWN starts where you only have ONE HOUR left in your workday.

I dunno, that's just my interpretation. Just riffing at this point.

Poop in the shallow end

/s

The sad part is that despite being a convicted felon he will most likely never see the inside of a jail cell.

You'd think...

...but what does the government have?

If a convicted felon loses their right to vote, they should not be allowed to run for president.