If you buy 5 books, you'll be able to solve 96.88% of your problems.

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She was 17, here's the source

You guys are thinking about Putin like he's a politician, but he behaves like a mafiosi. For mafia loyalty is the most important quality. That's why appointing a bodyguard to oversee something important makes sense to Putin.

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Only if you are George Costanza.

If France would exist, where would you put it on a map?

So it's a fake story from 1908

Lorax, is that you?

Someone made a whole book out of this joke