Dirt (series) - because I love rally racing.

Motorstorm (series) - because racing across an active volcano is fun as fuck.

Carmageddon (series) - because it’s insane and hilarious.

Twisted Metal 2 - not really a racing game, but close enough.

100 years later:

Dr. Monkey: “Look! We made this lemur smart…”

It’s weird. Looking at my game catalog, a large percentage of my favorite games are all Annapurna. I will miss them.

After I was assigned my new cubicle at work I knew I was in hot water…

In my experience, babies prefer iced coffee. In a cup or bottle with a nipple.

Extra virgin baby oil

Tax the fuck out of him.

Me too! I hope you don’t mind…

Hooray for boobies.

Separator in my ass.

…ouch

Without some kind of rapid aging, a clone of yourself would have to be grown from infancy. I suppose if you were cloned at an early age, and then waited until your clone was of age for consensual sex, it would be incest.

Did someone fill in the Gulf of Lion?