"Yes, you just lied to me, but by all means, here's my sensitive payment information."

Me, except for the parts about being focused, calm, and ready for anything that the world throws at me.

Their recommendations are always a bit shit anyway, so I'm not too bothered about this on a personal level.

Next up: "60 is the new 50!"

My Cousin Vinny

That would be hilarious! Even better if it redirected to a Lemmy instance.

Reminds me of a quote from Suits, something along the lines of "I'm not blackmailing you, I'm extorting you."

The miniseries on Twitter's collapse is going to be epic.