Attention Deficient Hyperactivity Duck

Me, except for the parts about being focused, calm, and ready for anything that the world throws at me.

I can't even do a routine

Yeah I was working in a bingo hall turned into a call center. I was getting accosted by people foisting on me small scraps of paper with illegible scrawl. "You need to call this guy", etc. I had no idea wtf to do.

That's the dream I had after going to actual bingo with friends "ironically" but I abandoned them and went to the bar next door.

Edit; unsure what happened here. I guess it fits the theme a little bit

Except if it's a puppy you see in the park.