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[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Really? My true horror was that one time I accidentally replaced my Preparation H with superglue.

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Relax, it’s only your impending death. 🤪

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Oh idk. I’m just a simple man, who wants cartoon characters to emote and use (body) language accordingly. That includes the occasional swearing when the shit really hits the fan, in my opinion.

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

No, I mean what counts as “swearing” in the future.
Imagine traveling to the distance past, when the atmosphere’s composition and temperature are so hostile to you that you need a protective suit and helmet, and then you find out you ran out of fuel and are going to die within a few hours or so. ‘Shoot’ would not be a strong enough word I’d like to use in that situation.
So…. That’s what I meant. 🤗

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

There’s a lot to say about this comic, but I’m just sad to see ‘shit’ be replaced by ‘shoot’. 😞

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

Can’t be too important if it’s an e-mail. 😏

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

I think that in this language, pointers (remember those, kids?) should be actual pointing fingers.
👈👉👆👇🖕🤘🤟✌️

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago

Thanks. 🤗

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 20 points 2 months ago

Playboy bunnies were a thing, going all the way back to the 60s, so that rules out Jessica. I think it’s the mating habits of rabbits that got things started.

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 13 points 2 months ago

Really? I wrote this comic while having many different kinds of beer auditioning for my liver. 😗🍻🍺

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 52 points 2 months ago

Damn right. I shave. 🪒😎

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 38 points 2 months ago

I may have accidentally based them on Frank the Rabbit from Donnie Darko. 😬

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Back in 2020, people complained about the poorly translated Russian. This made me a little sad, because I had the Russian stuff translated by an actual Russian person I happen to know. Talk about high expectations. Apparently there are more than one versions of Russian, idk.     

For the younglings, who understandably might not know the reference: movie director Stanley Kubrick was supposedly involved in making/faking the Apollo 11 moon landing. (for the record: I do NOT believe any of this stuff.)    

Wanna read more? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories#Origins

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Here’s another random piece of fluff, from my huge file filled with shitty jokes. Enjoy.

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A little mathematics joke on PI day (3/14/2024)

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‘AMBITION’ [OC]

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