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I combined some things. If you know you know. 😏

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

Judging by all the comments, I’m definitely not the only one with this pet peeve. 😅

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

You’re the first to even mention it. ☺️

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Sure, the whole world is on fire right now, but there are also little things to be upset about. ☝😉

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

When you cum to realize….. 🫢

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

And when can we expect the baby shower?!? 😜💦💦

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 17 points 1 month ago

Thanks. Couldn’t have said it better. 😎👍

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[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Nah, that song is clearly older than I am. 😉

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Then the theme song plays without the vocals, but only for 3 seconds before cutting to commercials.

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Really? My true horror was that one time I accidentally replaced my Preparation H with superglue.

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Relax, it’s only your impending death. 🤪

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Oh idk. I’m just a simple man, who wants cartoon characters to emote and use (body) language accordingly. That includes the occasional swearing when the shit really hits the fan, in my opinion.

[-] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

No, I mean what counts as “swearing” in the future.
Imagine traveling to the distance past, when the atmosphere’s composition and temperature are so hostile to you that you need a protective suit and helmet, and then you find out you ran out of fuel and are going to die within a few hours or so. ‘Shoot’ would not be a strong enough word I’d like to use in that situation.
So…. That’s what I meant. 🤗

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/17677193

Yet another random joke-like thought I had to make a cartoon about.

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Read more of my silly webcomics on my little website: https://custardfist.com

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The Earth is round... round like a pancake. ☝🧐

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/15257613

Back in 2020, people complained about the poorly translated Russian. This made me a little sad, because I had the Russian stuff translated by an actual Russian person I happen to know. Talk about high expectations. Apparently there are more than one versions of Russian, idk.     

For the younglings, who understandably might not know the reference: movie director Stanley Kubrick was supposedly involved in making/faking the Apollo 11 moon landing. (for the record: I do NOT believe any of this stuff.)    

Wanna read more? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories#Origins

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