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Tell Borts I said "Hi"
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Jorch without beard is Jort.
I heard that left Borts was a little bit too interested in WWII history..
Remember Asheliigynne
I got the t-shirt that I only wore once to the candlelight vigil. Eventually, I’ll put it in a trash bag with a bunch of other stuff I don’t wear, and donate it at a clothing drive.
No way Borts and Chunus are in the same grade.
Tag yourself, I'm Foob
I'm Jorch. You seen Hogby around? We kind of fell out of touch after that thing with Hunby.
Were you named after a jean torch?
I'm Ashelyginne
I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.
Jorch all day, buddy
Shamp. Fuckin Shamp.
It's always Shamp.
Jorch looks like he's repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.
And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten
Aiden & Aiden? Their AI mom could've at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.
Borts is constantly being confused for Borts.
You might think so but the only Borts I would invite to my birthday party is the one on the right. The left Borts has a reputation for eating everyone's birthday cake.
~~birthday~~ borthday cake
ftfy.
Also, only two people named Aiden in the entire class and they're both spelled the same? Most unrealistic part of the whole thing!
I'm not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn
They are Hispanic and have a couple different accents to pronounce them different....but come on.
Antonia, Antônia, and Antónia.
That guy is smiling suspiciously much for someone who is currently spending time in the vicinity of a large quantity of third graders whose mother named him Bootus
I'm actually a little impressed that the words are at all legible. Dune of them even make sense. Which begs the question; how many goddamn Aidens are in this stupid country?
My guess is that there was some guidance in the prompt for the names since a lot of them are similar.
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Dune of them
The spīce must flöw
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AI or AL?
I love how the first two names are the same real names and in alphabetical order, then the next one is nearly a real name, sounds nearly like the first two, and is nearly in alphabetical order, and from there on the names just get weirder and more out of order.
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aiden aiden braiden bootus borts borts is poetry
edit: oh fuck it's brIaden wtf damn. bootus borts borts is good tho
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You'd think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it's quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.
I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents
This really looks human generated tbh
“Hammin, if you say ‘hey, guys, this party needs some Hammin up!’ one more time, I will leave your corpse in a dumpster.”
Hufflepuff class roster.
This has some real Bobson Dugnutt energy.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
No, my sons are also named Borts.
omg is that the yearbook picture of Jort, the inventor of Jorts?!??!!? no way!!!
Chunus is friend-coded. Well, more-so canadian woodcutter coded, but he looks friendly.
I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that's like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be "even more unique".
I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.
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