"You hit me first, I hit you back, now we're even! We're EVEN! WE'RE EVEN STOP IT MOOOOOOM!"
My interpretation is more that this is a message saying they dont indent to go further if Israel doesnt, so making it clear that wave was the only one.
And mom told Israel to stop and "take the win".
no they didn't, all the foreign influence did was to postpone retaliation from "immediate" to "near future"
You hit me once, I hit you back
You gave a kick, I gave a slap
You smashed a plate over my head
Then I set fire to our bed
For context:
Well, Israel destroyed a building and killed about a dozen people.
Iran got what? 3 missiles across? So I'd guess they destroyed 3 buildings, and probably killed about a dozen people. Looks similar.
seven missiles across and a hole in runway, or a few. or so i heard. there was video of 4 impacts so it's at least 4
Goddammit. I thought I'd get out of going to Ohio next week if WWIII happened.
What's in Ohio that is so dang important that only WWIII can stop it?
There's been lots of hurdles to getting it done, and I can't ethically say I'm not going at this point. So I'm hoping for a miracle. Or a curse.
Fair enough.
A power point presentation.........
Actually two of them. One that lasts three days and one that lasts two days. And I have to be there in person "so we can have conversations." And the dress code is business casual.
WWIII would be more fun than that.
Send me the coordinates, I can have an extraction team there in 12 hours
Dawww, so wholesome.
Well, tuck your polo shirt into your mom jeans and get to it. The Poxyclip will be here when you get back. Good luck.
I've been out of the office so long I don't even have any polo shirts, so I had to buy some at Goodwill
Nice, get ones with corporate logos that have nothing to do with anything. EDIT: GRAMMAH
That was my plan but I couldn't find any :(
Slightly damaging an airfield sounds kind of tame in comparison to losing a general in an embassy strike.
India and Pakistan had an entire air skirmish over way less.
Can't wait for Operation Dessert Fork amd Dessert Spoon
No one makes me bleed my own blood! I decide when you are done defending yourself.
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