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[-] mick@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago

This was a promotion with Sapporo when Microsoft launched Windows 95.

Other side of can.

Another view.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 41 points 5 months ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

It’s beer

Blue Beer of Windows

BBW

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 months ago

They're talking about a crash

Blue Beer Crash

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 7 points 5 months ago

can't believe they made the BSODA from Baldi's Basics into a real thing

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 35 points 5 months ago

I... Kinda want one of those. Not to drink it, but to put it on my shelf and be like, "yeah, that's my Windows soda. I hear if you drink it you'll turn blue and die."

Tbh it might actually do that considering it's probably almost 30yrs old.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 months ago

I can't decide who's more likely to buy this (if it were new): current me out of nostalgia for a pretty good OS, or 1995 me went to Incredible Universe on release day to buy Windows 95.

[-] athkore@feddit.nu 7 points 5 months ago

That would be your Windows beer

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

For the teetotalers: get Linux instead, for root beer.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I bet it’s just still water.

[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Wonder if they used to sell these at Michaelsoft Binbows

[-] e0qdk@reddthat.com 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The Japanese text on the bottom of the left image says: Sapporo (Draft) Black Label beer. I can't tell what the four characters under 生 are though. (Too blurry for me to figure out.)

Edit: those characters might be 非熱処理 -- meaning unpasteurized.

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago
[-] e0qdk@reddthat.com 25 points 5 months ago
[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

If ENTER goes back to Windows, and CTRL+ALT+DEL restarts…

Where does the any key continue to?

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 months ago
[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

It was there the whole time?!

[-] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

It’s a pretty popular beer in Japan. Many people I know love it (not a beer drinker myself). I’d imagine you can probably get it wherever you live, too.

[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Tastes like hot computer fan air

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Damn Bill Gates tryin’ to get them 486 chips in me!

this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2024
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