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Jesus, help me! - No! (jemmy.jeena.net)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by jeena@jemmy.jeena.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

So I'm still on Facebook and lately the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying "Amen". See: https://www.facebook.com/davon999/posts/pfbid023woxuD3nufLG6PpqmHzHamDLTwkRNJjJi6xYmyX7g88TzwidnM9H5hz18wNL8s39l

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[-] wischi@programming.dev 0 points 5 months ago

Jesus, take the ~~wheel~~ legs

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That would be his third leg he is holding. What number four is from, I haven't a clue.

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Oh, just get back on the bus and drive. It's so shallow he's not even bothering to walk on it.

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 months ago

Is this picture implying Jesus is a centaur?

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

six limbs! He's technically an insect

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Some sort of praying mantis?

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

So, I had a quick look at the people commenting on the post, and they all seem to be real people, with a post history etc.

NPC behaviour, truly.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 0 points 5 months ago

Solved the whole walking on water ~~trick~~ illusion

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

You see, you can tell it's fake because Jesus isn't real (and also doesn't have a spare pair of sexy lady legs)

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Those could be a guys legs.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

we need one of them feet guys to weigh in

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Sometimes in art Jesus is depicted as having frail or feminine legs. Which I assume is where this AI got this?

Anyway if you are gay for Jesus’ legs, that’s cool bro no one is judging you here. Jesus would probably post on the com where fem boys run arch Linux and take pics of their thigh high socks.

That’s not a leg 😏

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

There's only one bus line that gets you to heaven every time!*

JESU 24

*Fuck off if there's flooding.

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[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Jesus Mutant Superstar.

[-] kokesh@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

What would you expect from those religious nutcases?

[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

I HATE IT when I have to hold my extra legs so they don't get wet

[-] mysterytoy@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

“And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child... that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.

But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.

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[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Oh shit! It's Supply Side Jesus! Look, he's showing us how to pick ourselves up by the bootstraps!

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Jesus was a hermaphrodite centaur. Amen

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

They are getting better with the number of fingers.

[-] solomon42069@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

This is what happens when you let your son of God be a Sons of the Forest.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 0 points 5 months ago

I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it's a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

[-] pipows@lemmy.today 0 points 5 months ago

This is impressive

[-] prayer@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

Those shadows don't make sense

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Did you choose the 1960's style color processing, or did midjourney?

Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.

I never once considered that the Vatican might have actual powerful artifacts and/or SCP-level objects tucked away.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 0 points 5 months ago

I asked it for a colourised photo jounalistic footage, it decided that style. .

That throne the pope has feels like some sort of SCP.

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[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

Amazing that he has the skin tone of a Scandinavian who has never felt the touch of sunlight in his bones.

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[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I've seen something similar in YouTube shorts. AI generated white jesus avatars with TTS speech talking about how if you love christ you have to comment "amen" to be saved.

It's fucking weird.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Well that's one way to feed the algorithm with comments. And apparently it works since you got to see the videos.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 0 points 5 months ago

The Warhammer lore where people worship an AI as literal God suddenly seems so realistic!

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[-] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Just a picture of typical jesus, helping those who help themselves

[-] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago
[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to... where is Jesus going btw?

[-] floridaman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 5 months ago

He's going to JESU 24

clearly

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he's just fixed JESU 22's shit but he's a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he's off to see JESU 24.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Flood water's risin'. Clearly, they're headed to Noah's boat. That and Korean bus-drivers were deemed the only truly selfless and chosen ones for the rapture to come.

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

AI photos have taken Facebook by storm. So many are very obviously fucked up looking and not real, but the sheer stupidity of the masses shines as strong as ever. I even stumbled into a weird genre of AI-generated pictures of motorcycles built entirely from wood planks, usually with a toddler sitting on one and a caption like "Make this myself!", and the comments section is absolutely bursting with morons praising how wonderful the craftsmanship is. The only part of these photos that even looks life-like is the kid. And yet..

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Damn now I kinda wanna see one of those.

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”.

I'm worried. Should I be worried?

2000+ years ago, literature didn't exist in the way it does today. A book was only writable/readable to those that were literate, whom were in the overwhelming minority. I can appreciate how such an incomprehensible thing, said to contain the very word of god, might be considered practically magic in its own right. Today, all that's demystified mostly because nearly all of us understand that writing is just a form of technology, and learn so as small children.

Now, we have a brand new incomprehensible thing that can churn out religious iconography with the push of a button.

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[-] KraBa@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Why does he not simply walk on the water?

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