Meanwhile, here are my Garfield requirements:
is an orange cat
is funny
is part of a comic strip called "Garfield"
So close minded! I'm sure you could loosen a bit this criterium, think of all the cute cat-eared femboys available in your area.
How is this different from a straight guy trying to seduce a lesbian?
the lesbian won't be interested in the straight guy, the femboy might be into him!
But it's not about the femboys interest is it? The lesbian isn't asking for the straight guy to change her sexual orientation, and the straight guy isn't asking for the femboys to change his orientation. It's just as rude.
Amazing we have come full circle to the point you need to make it relatable by explaining it this way
Call me crazy, but I think it was just a joke along the lines of OPs "I'm not picky" joke, on a shit post community, not a serious request.
That's fair, but there's also the context of some very aggressive "I can unstraighten you" peeps on the fediverse. Mostly femboys and trans women. They're all over blahaj.
i mean the idea that most people are straight is made up by modern society, why would modern people suddenly be ramrod straight when historically it's all been rather wishy-washy?
same goes for the idea that almost everyone fits into a perfect male/female binary, when historically it's been much more nuanced than that and many many cultures very clearly had more categories than that.
Well something could certainly be loosened, and im not referring to the criterium
Same energy as a straight dude trying to 'fix' a lesbian.
Bro we are in a shitposting community
And it's still cringe
This is what Arlo's legs actually look like.
just below the camera it just instantly cuts to full-sized human legs wearing thigh-highs, mercifully the transition is hidden by the miniskirt
They are pretty good at hiding in my area.
@Deceptichum@kbin.social knows how I feel about girlfriends.
Why? What do they know? :o
Girlfriends have a poor ROI. No serious financial advisor would recommend having a girlfriend in your portfolio.
Rofl this is the 3rd time I've seen you two snipe at each other, it's petty as hell and I love it
Now, I don't want to be too picky, but her being alive would be nice.
> Hi mom, hi dad! Meet my gf [redacted]!
*whispering*
> Yes, she's a little bit dug up corpse, but don't say that around her: she's kinda sensitive about it.
(Stolen from a random video/podcast)
I also get upset when people say i look like a corpse,
Just because i am one doesn't mean you have to constantly point it out!
I mean, alive, consenting age, not Intellectually disable, not in a coma.. also, we all know can"t be fat
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Not even that. If they are just feminine thats enough for me
furries have entered the chat
Negotiable...
I'll settle for a ai driven robot girlfriend at this point.
Too bad you're cutting off half of human population! ;-)
Yeah op got no chance
Mine is
Preferably human
And breathing would be nice
I think sapience is a prerequisite to consent, so humans would be the only qualified candidate (native to earth at least)
Cops are pigs yet they can consent
Oh yeah, good point!
And girls have the opposite problem. Too many guys out there who are interested, but no way to know which ones are good.
Maybe the main problem is that the guys who are interested are solely interested because the girls require their one and only requirement of being, well, female.
Being a straight man looking for a partner is like dying of thirst in a desert.
Being a straight woman looking for a partner is like dying of thirst at sea.
Is it because sea water is undrinkable?
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You only date females? Wow that's a really offensive and insensitive thing to say. Also unrealistic, as this criteria blocks out half of all people. Prepare to get cancelled /s
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