You son of a bitch... You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the head stones!!! You only moved the head stones!!! Why? Why?
Do you know how expensive it is to rent let alone buy? I'm sorry spooky bro but you got a roommate.
Yeah, BOUGHT and NEW said it right there.:-P
Besides, if movies have taught me anything it's that fancy houses are always haunted, right?
If they ain't paying out, they better be putting out. I will buy a pottery wheel if I have to as an icebreaker.
I finally have someone to talk to and they can't just ghost me. Nice.
It begs the question; is the ghost haunting you or are you haunting the ghost?
Sweet free roommate. Hope he's good at Smash Bros or Mario Kart.
If I ever look in a mirror and my reflection starts doing anything unexpected, I'm burning that mf to the ground.
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