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[-] netwren@lemmy.world 171 points 10 months ago

We have to stop identifying ownership with these billionaires and "their work" because it's not. It's a team of people who got together to accomplish a mission whether they succeeded or failed. How often is their success just a leader getting out of their way, and how often is failure because leadership was overbearing and "used their authority" to make poor decisions over the group.

"We" society only ever focus on these individuals and it's horribly incorrect to do so.

We need to forget the celebrities and identity the groups.

[-] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 37 points 10 months ago

Absolutely. As someone who manages a small team, my duties are advocating for the people who work for me, listening to the people closest to the problem, mediating disputes between people with different solutions, and ensuring we are all working towards the same overall goals. Most of the success of the team is directly attributed to their work. My biggest contribution is making sure they have what they need to do their job.

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[-] captain_oni@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Hey, if these guys do everything they can to make sure their companies' "achievements" are considered all their own doing; let's be fair and attribute all the fault of their failures as well.

But you're right, billionaires ride on the shoulders of the people that do the actual hard work.

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[-] nick@midwest.social 97 points 10 months ago

Man he even looks like he’s starting his metamorphosis into trump.

[-] TheRaven@lemmy.ca 41 points 10 months ago

Fat and old with enough money to keep it all together, but not enough self awareness to keep it together well.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

That's like calling him a loser with extra steps

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[-] tryitout@infosec.pub 9 points 10 months ago

He spent a bunch of dough on that hair. I believe he is likely aware of his appearance. He is pale and overweight because he spends a bunch of time playing video games, being a nazi in his failing social media site, and (based on this picture) eating french fries.

Maybe at some point his vanity will compel him to get liposuction or just go full orange man with spray tan and wear baggy suits with ties that are too long. I don't see him being like Bezos or Zuck and getting into shape.

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 41 points 10 months ago

He's a successful scammer, for sure, but at the end of the day still a scammer who got fired for incompetence and then got lucky.

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[-] siewyuk@monyet.cc 36 points 10 months ago

He also abuses his X all the time

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

He is a rimworld character.

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[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The more time goes on the more he looks like meatcanyon's depiction of him

[-] countflacula@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

I'm looking forward to seeing him look more like aamon's depiction of him

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[-] TheLurker@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Poor Elon trying to tech-bro his way into social dominance by buying a social media platform.

And to think that only ~6 years ago people saw him as a progressive visionary.

There is the lesson people. Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.

[-] HerrLewakaas@feddit.de 14 points 9 months ago

I think he feels miserable. No happy person behaves this way

[-] CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I think that lesson definitely applies to us average folks. But the bigger lesson here is to not trust billionaires. You would have to be a special kind of asshole to reach the status of a billionaire

[-] daikiki@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago
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[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 10 months ago

He's got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.

You're a billionaire for goodness sake. Buy a top hat!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 10 months ago

He's got the money where he can be lazy and still fix his health. Hire a personal chef and dietician. A personal trainer and a gym. Take a minute and get a stylist.

And yet he still looks the way he does.

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[-] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 24 points 10 months ago

That said, he's probably still richer than everyone else here.

[-] soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz 33 points 10 months ago

"probably", you mean definitely.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago

I mean most likely, but I haven't checked my bank balance in a while so can't be 100% certain

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[-] IHadTwoCows@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

Why does that matter at all? If anything it shows that wealth has nothing to do with competence

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[-] the_q@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

He's still a piece of garbage regardless of his ill-gotten gains.

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[-] Kylah@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

I call it "Honkey-Tech Blues"

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[-] root_beer@midwest.social 22 points 9 months ago

His truck’s a piece of shit too, that’s big important here

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

He also looks like a middle-aged woman after her menopause.

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[-] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

The rocket was meant to crash, so I don’t think he’s that upset about it.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago

I really wish people would stop going on about that. There are plenty of things you can legitimately criticize Musk for. The Starship program is not one of those.

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[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 10 months ago
[-] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

He always looks like he just got out of drag and washed his makeup off.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 16 points 10 months ago

ahem
gets out a guitar
strums a few notes

My human wife left me,
My space ship left me,
Alone on this planet,
I have no one to man it,

I can't drink beer,
At least the alt-right doesn't fear me,
I'm alone on Earth,
I can't work on my girth,

Why don't people like me,
I'm not a banshee,
I'm an alien,
Definitely not a mammalian (ew),

My family loathes me, I don't know why,
I give them clothes from me,
Maybe because I'm a blowfly,

I wish I could cry,
I want to go back to my home,
Good bye Earth,
Hello Crinda FGAN my home,

Thank you everyone for your support, you can buy my name album "What the Fuck Was I Doing?" to be released on April 20, 2024. Support your local record shops!

[-] porkins@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

I’m sure that the Saudis are compensating him for his losses on Twitter. This was a planned demolition.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Hmm. Hey ChatGPT, write a sci-fi space-themed stereotypical country song.

[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

Sure, here's a sci-fi space-themed country song:

"Stars in My Whiskey"

(Verse 1) Out here on the edge of the galaxy's arm, In my rusted spaceship, away from the farm. I'm missing that old Earth, its green and its blue, But the stars out here sparkle like morning dew.

(Chorus) I've got stars in my whiskey, and tears in my eye, Drifting through the cosmos, under the infinite sky. Missing my home, where the red rivers flow, Out here in the stars, with nowhere to go.

(Verse 2) I dance with comets, race with the moon, Sing to the void, out of tune. I dream of cornfields and that sweet country song, But the universe is vast, and the nights are long.

(Chorus) Stars in my whiskey, a heart full of ache, Wandering the heavens, for my old love's sake. Under the glow of the distant sun's light, I'm a space cowboy, lost in the night.

(Bridge) Met a Martian girl with eyes like fire, She mended my heart, filled me with desire. But Earth's sweet memories, they call me back, To the old wooden porch, the long dirt track.

(Chorus) With stars in my whiskey, and dreams in my head, I think of Earth as I float in my bed. The galaxy's wide, but my heart's still there, In the sweet country air, without a care.

(Outro) So I'll keep drifting, with my space-bound blues, Chasing the horizon, in my rocket shoes. But no matter how far, or where I roam, My country heart still calls for home.

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[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me

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[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

He'd be pretty happy about the space ship blowing up though. If it had crashed into the launch pad or something on takeoff, then it would definitely count.

[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Here's a better one:

Title: Cosmic Blues on a Starry Trail

(Verse 1)
Out on the edge of the Milky Way's glow,
Lived a billionaire with a heart turned to stone.
Forty billion stars in his name,
But in the cosmic dust, they just faded away.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Verse 2)
He built his dreams on Martian sands,
A titan's castle in the stars' expanse.
But what's a kingdom with no queen or heir?
Just a lonely throne in the cold, silent air.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Bridge)
Under the glow of a distant sun,
He wonders what he's really won.
Forty billion stars don't shine,
Like the love he lost in another time.

(Verse 3)
In the taverns of a spaceport town,
He drinks to memories that swirl around.
A family photo, a fading trace,
Of the life that vanished in space.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he's singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Outro)
So here's to the man with everything,
Whose tears are hidden beneath his wings.
In the silence of space, he's left to roam,
A billionaire wandering far from home.

[-] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

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