He may be coming to the end, but at least he explained the zodiacal light phenomenon first

Because it's just a nice number

I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I thought about getting some OC spray but decided it wouldn't fit in my bike bag

Just remember that there is no such thing as a flushable wet wipe. Even the ones that say they are.

Even in death I serve the Omnissiah

Serially

When a guy proves he's a conman, you don't give him a second chance to con you

Only the last 2 words of that headline matter

The defense network's flaw was that it was being operated by stupid inyalowdas

Holy strawman, batman. How about you go look up what "escalate" means?

Nothing in human history has ever been 100% effective