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[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 59 points 11 months ago

Depends if I'm passenger or crew. Working a ship sounds like a way bigger pain in the ass than my job.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 56 points 11 months ago

You're the guest of honor who tries to interpret an ancient treasure map that you inherited from a distant relative.

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago
[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago
[-] McJonalds@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

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[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago
[-] TheHellDoIKnow@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

Actually, it's pretty alright! Being below deck during rough weather sucks and the morning after shore leave ain't great either. But it wasn't a bad gig.

[-] FederatedSaint@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

How am I supposed to traverse Antarctica (a continental land mass) in a big wooden ship? Does the ship have wheels and sleds? Because Antarctica is a desert. A cold one, yes, but still a very-much-hostile-to-sea-faring-wessels desert.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 25 points 11 months ago

Someone will have to get out and pull

[-] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

You ever seen the movie Fitzcarraldo?

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[-] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Just wait a decade or two.

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[-] e033x@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago

I'm questioning the logistics of dragging ships along across the antarctic mountains, but as long as I am one of those riding the ships instead of dragging, I'm game.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Why does this feel relatable

[-] Synnr@sopuli.xyz 30 points 11 months ago

Because it's a mission with purpose. Real purpose, not the "hit that deadline" purpose.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 16 points 11 months ago

It's an urge deep within us all.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago

Transatlantic, yes, but not transantartic. I do not like cold.

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago

So we gotta be trans to go on the trip?

I mean if that's the price... ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I think so. And then I guess they make you reverse it on the return trip. Maritime rules are weird.

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I will trust you on that. I'm only well-versed on Bird Law.

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[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My roommate went to Omega Mart a few days ago and all she got me was this pack of chewing gum and maybe covid. Hopefully not the covid, but she's got it right now. :/

Edit: got the covid too.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago
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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

It doesn't even have to be wooden. Just give me an excuse to wear a big wool turtleneck sweater and a captain that looks this picture of Earnest Hemmingway and I'll do whatever

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

Can I also wear a big scarf while I gaze contemplatively off the port side?

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

It would be weird if you didn't

[-] PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago

Would probably still be warmer than some of the offices I've worked in.

[-] OminousOrange@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago
[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Very nice. Difficult choice between that and an Airship

[-] OminousOrange@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Cool! Looks like that's a few years out yet, though.

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Itโ€™ll give you time to save up the $200,000 usd

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[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 14 points 11 months ago

Yeah I know the success rate of those things and I'm not a huge fan of long pork

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Shit I just want the office job so I can quit being killed for nearly minimum wage. Plus I hate the cold.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I just want food service workers to be treated like actual people. I love cooking food but between corporate and customers I'm at a limit ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

The sea is a cruel mistress me hearties ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

[-] Pj55555@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Many good jobs from the past are no more such a shame.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

As long as we have access to modern medicine I'm game!

[-] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Hereโ€™s an orange

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

On a scale from 1-100, how many teeth does the surgeon's bone-saw have?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

I'll pass on trans antarctic trips. I'm not a fan of the cold, and it's very cold down there. Now trans Atlantic.... YES!

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

Yeah no one ever got cold on a trans-atlantic ship, no sir, not even in April 1912.

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[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When I was a kid my mother got me a book on the expedition of the Terror.

I will not be going on a trans arctic or antarctic voyage in a wooden ship.

Edit: NVM I'll go. Risk is worth it. Call me up when you're ready to embark

[-] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Just make sure to choose the right type of boat.

Cuz shackelton did not.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Make sure to choose the right type of men, too.

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[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

I wouldn't go on a trans antarctic trip; I wouldn't want the cold air blowing up my skirt.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 6 points 11 months ago

I read this as leaving one's job because the boss asked them to go on a ship for the office tembuilding exercise or something. I'd have to sleep on it myself, I think.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I'm a descendant of Roald Amundsen, so yeah, let's do this.

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[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

Me, even after watching the terror: (๐Ÿ‘ อœส–๐Ÿ‘)

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