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submitted 7 hours ago by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

I know staying up past bedtime is illegal but I did it once to check and fortnite was in fact off 😔

Trule terrible news

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[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 38 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

[-] Microw@lemm.ee 5 points 49 minutes ago

Found J.D. Vance's account

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 1 points 41 minutes ago

I don’t know who that is, but somehow I know if I did know, I wouldn’t like this

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 5 points 35 minutes ago

I envy your world, free of American politics.

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 53 points 5 hours ago

I love that part of the internet.

Kinda like "guy code"

"Was said he was with you last night"

"Yep, all night. Cleaned the spark plugs in my car and drained the blinker fluid. Couldn't have done it without him "

But instead it's "parent code"

"Yeah fortnight is closed. They close it so everyone can get a good night's sleep and be ready for the morning!"

I was going to tell a personal story about telling my son McDonald's was closed when I was broke or in a hurry but it reminded me of another cute store.

My son broke his arm in a McDonald's once. Hyper extended his elbow. Got a couple pins.

Anyway a year or so later they completely remodeled that McDonald's.

We drove by the demolished building during the remodel and my son shouted "that's what you get for breaking my arm! Who's broken now!"

Adorable vengeance served adorably cold.

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

Just FYI that cleaning spark plugs is actually a thing. Not common but sometimes they can get 'fouled' from things like oil or incorrect air/fuel mixtures.

[-] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

Your son has ice in his veins. I'm very impressed.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 66 points 7 hours ago

Presumably they shut if off for 14 days, hence the name.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 31 points 7 hours ago

Thats gotta be it

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 22 points 7 hours ago

Problem is that it's regional. So even of you watch a big streamer, they are before 9pm so the game still works.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago

All big streamers are time travelers. They stream from the times when the game works so that people who were too late to play can still watch

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago

they login through 7 proxies to be time lords. hence origin of time cube you can't deny the logic.

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Till You KNOW 4 Simultaneous Days Rotate In Same 24 Hours Of Earth You Don't Deserve To Live On Earth

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

It's right there in the name, it shuts off for the night.

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