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submitted 5 hours ago by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

I know staying up past bedtime is illegal but I did it once to check and fortnite was in fact off 😔

Trule terrible news

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[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Oh man, if my kids start fact-checking I’ll have a lot of explaining to do.

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 30 points 3 hours ago

I love that part of the internet.

Kinda like "guy code"

"Was said he was with you last night"

"Yep, all night. Cleaned the spark plugs in my car and drained the blinker fluid. Couldn't have done it without him "

But instead it's "parent code"

"Yeah fortnight is closed. They close it so everyone can get a good night's sleep and be ready for the morning!"

I was going to tell a personal story about telling my son McDonald's was closed when I was broke or in a hurry but it reminded me of another cute store.

My son broke his arm in a McDonald's once. Hyper extended his elbow. Got a couple pins.

Anyway a year or so later they completely remodeled that McDonald's.

We drove by the demolished building during the remodel and my son shouted "that's what you get for breaking my arm! Who's broken now!"

Adorable vengeance served adorably cold.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 57 points 4 hours ago

Presumably they shut if off for 14 days, hence the name.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 28 points 4 hours ago

Thats gotta be it

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 19 points 5 hours ago

Problem is that it's regional. So even of you watch a big streamer, they are before 9pm so the game still works.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 3 hours ago

All big streamers are time travelers. They stream from the times when the game works so that people who were too late to play can still watch

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

they login through 7 proxies to be time lords. hence origin of time cube you can't deny the logic.

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

It's right there in the name, it shuts off for the night.

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