Can it go the other way?
Yes, you can enter an octopus' mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you're done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.
Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.
Vs the usual octopus in anus or octopus anus insertion?
I’m pretty sure 90% of search histories have an octopus in anus variant in them.
90% of my search history is animal anuses.
While I'm totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal's butts that I take at the zoo
That's one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals' butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you'd normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.
After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals' butts and my sister said "great, you can make a calendar now." And so it all began.
Username checks out.
Sounds like the digestive system works
and call itself calamari
After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.
It was originally the colonmari
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
No one said it wouldn't be painful lol
Beaked for your pleasure
Prove it
That's just great! Now I want that :(
Pretty sure that's not true...
Hey, if we can make a pencil out of leaves, cephalopods can swim through our GI tract like species 8472 through fluidic space.
If they weren't too big or have to swim through all the digestive juices, it would be entirely possible
I mean, some octopodes are pretty small. The real issue is them moving through the GI tract. They might be flexible enough, but propelling themselves forward consistently would be the real feat.
That's one well-trained octopus!
GI?
gastrointestinal
General infantry
How much?
I'm pretty sure there's japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai's "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife."
vore
Don’t give people ideas.
Flexible enough? Sure.
But will it withstand my stomach acids?
Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there's sharks and shit. It doesn't care about your stomach acid.
It lives in water with salt. The average ocean pH value is 8.1. It's a brain coated with a thin bit of goo.
My stomach is about 1.5 pH.
You could easily go through a waterslide, but if I change the water to be hydrochloric acid, you're not gonna come out as fresh as you went in. And most skin on the face and body has a pH of between 4.7 and 5.75.
In addition, pH is a logarithmic scale, a pH of 3 is 10x more acidic than pH 4
Holy crap, I never knew that!
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
Stop, please. I can only get so erect.
a small one could probably go up that too
"This is my hole!"
New torture method unlocked 🔓🧠🤯
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