SLPT: Pouring hot bacon grease works faster, if you're in a rush...
Ok calm down Satan, I still have to live here in the near future
Bacon grease? Just go to the local Mexican grocery store and get a tub of lard, liquefy it in a large stock pot and hit the pipes in the bathrooms as well. Flush some tampons and paper towel down the toilet behind them. You want to do it right.
Make sure they're not your own tampons, don't want them tracking your ~~DNA~~ pregnancy status..
The landlord will then have to have the drains cleared and hear exactly what they found blocking it. This will improve your relationship with your landlord and they will feel happy that you decided to take revengeful steps against them which don't really serve any good and are just a waste of resources. No way are they going to somehow claim back those costs from you
Bro thinks he is getting his deposit back crying laughing emoji skull emoji
I’ve always got 100% back when I rented.
I wasn’t a piece of shit though and didn’t break things.
Yeah. I can't think of a single place I rented that I didn't get my deposit back on.
Always makes me wonder what other people do to their houses to fuck them up so bad.
I only had one time where they even tried to keep the deposit (out of about 10 or so places, I was in the military, so I moved a bit). I talked to them in person for all of 5 minutes and they gave up and gave it back.
"This carpet that was stained when you moved in wasn't stained before you moved in so I'm keeping your $300 deposit"
Fuck outta here.
Right. I'm all for find a way to tip the balance of power away from the ownership class, but willful damage only screws you. Check your rental contract, a landlord can and will sue you for negligent and purposeful damage to their property. They'll also sing your rental history . Plus, if you're still living there, you're only inconveniencing yourself with the repair process.
Good ending
Posts like this feel like the modern equivalent to the USA distributing subterfuge instructional pamphlets in the USSR.
Sure, you could intentionally damage properties, but do you really want to do it because some government suits pressured you?
realistically your only hurting the person that lives there next. Even when it eventually becomes too big a problem to ignore that'll prompt the landlord to hastily cover it up and sell it. And you are also hurting the city pipes as well which costs everyone money.
Start a fire. Got it.
Just pour latex house paint down the drains, whats this baby tier "grease" bullshit.
Until your toilet stops up and floods dookie all over your stuff a week later
You know what will cover up that dookie damage? latex house paint. Solves all your problems.
I see no issues whatsoever with this plan of action
Glaring flaws in your plan? Latex house paint. Covers 'em right up.
This whole thread speaks of the Landlord Special. Latex paint, what can't it do!?
Financial issues? Latex house paint. Drink it down and your problems disappear.
Make sure to pour sulfuric acid down the drain right before he shows up. 🤔
Life should have these splash screens whenever you fall asleep.
Like shitty life pro tips, sleep edition.
My insomnia will be like a long loading game that has two or three repeating tips for each loading screen.
Forbidden fleshlight
Glad to know I'm not the only one whose mind went down the gutter.
Literally
My mind won't be the only thing going down the gutter now.
Looks like my arteries
Aren’t you also clogging the city pipes?
Of course you are. But people who ruin other people's property already don't give two shits about others.
POV: You're a salty dumb fuck who feels like wasting vegetable oil
POV: you're reading the comment of somebody that doesn't cook for themselves
Why waste the oil? Turn it into gravy, or mayonnaise, or store it to sell to a recycling center that will turn it into biofuel.
Putting used oil into food when it's not even good enough for frying anymore doesn't seem like a recipe for success.
Recycling is fair enough.
It really depends on what it was used for. I almost always turn bacon grease into gravy or mayo, for oil/butter from cooking meat dishes I make pan sauces, but for frying oil I recycle.
Or strain it and if you have a diesel use it
Clearly you're the one who doesn't cook if you don't know what to do with used oil
Additional tip: If you're a traditional artist, your acrylic and oil paint should be even more effective :D
Don't worry by the way; I know that this is a really bad idea. Source: Every art classroom I've been in has had at least one clogged sink at all times.
I mean, what else am I supposed to do with it?
.... No really, I'm asking.
Civilized countries have collection stations for oil often at the same place you go for recycling.
If it's not that much: soak it in a paper towel and throw that away. For frying: put it back in the bottle and throw that away if the oil is spend.
As far as I know oil is ok. It's liquid even when cold. But lard or grease will clump in cold water.
The best thing to do is save your used grease in a can and put it in the compost or garbage bin
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